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Daniel Karistai

@hackswithcoffee.bsky.social

hacker, recovering sysadmin turned security manager Always wondering where my next cup of coffee is going to come from

47 Followers  |  120 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  1.7229

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Really difficult to top a good Islay 🀀

12.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sunday scaries has nothing on the last evening of a month and a half long furlough and a message from your boss saying "be ready to go all in on AI".

12.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C4 is so good so far! I'm also excited for the Mighty Nein season that's coming out on Amazon next month.

17.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kingsbury's "Matthew as Story" is a little bit dated, but still quite useful. I'd also recommend Garland's "Reading Matthew: A Literary and Theological Commentary" for anyone who hasn't come across it yet.

14.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I love this!

05.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've wondered when he was gonna jump on this debunked hot take that boomers have already beaten to death.

10.09.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A year ago we eloped. It was the most beautiful and happiest day of my life. πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

05.09.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baudrillard would have a FIELD DAY with this one.

Personally, while I loved BOTW it is easily the loneliest game I have ever played.

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21.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really sad about not being able to make it to summer camp this year.

30.07.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a blue mohawk and studded leather jacket ALT: a man with a blue mohawk and studded leather jacket
21.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Astronomer CEO's Coldplay Concert Fiasco Is Emblematic of Our Social Media Surveillance Dystopia Facial recognition and crowdsourced social media investigations are constantly being used not just on cringe CEOs, but on random people who are simply existing in public.

The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive"

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17.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6404    πŸ” 1134    πŸ’¬ 758    πŸ“Œ 542
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There are definitely times I miss living in New Orleans.

13.07.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My paid leave request to go to DefCon was denied and it was my last effort to make this work.

While it's probably good for me to put that $$ toward a down payment on a house, but gonna be missing my friends local and abroad quite a lot.

11.07.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password β€˜123456’ Basic security flaws left the personal info of tens of millions of McDonald’s job-seekers vulnerable on the β€œMcHire” site built by AI software firm Paradox.ai.

β€œI just thought it was pretty uniquely dystopian compared to a normal hiring process, right?" the security researcher told WIRED. β€œSo I started applying for a job, and then after 30 minutes, we had full access to virtually every application that's ever been made to McDonald's going back years.”

09.07.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12

I'll take the AI slop over memes like Jesus arm wrestling Satan as a way of making the viewer choose which side they're on πŸ˜‚

07.07.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cloudflare Is Blocking AI Crawlers by Default The age of the AI scraping free-for-all may be coming to an end. At least if Cloudflare gets its way.

The age of the AI scraping free-for-all may be coming to an endβ€”at least if Cloudflare gets its way. The IT infrastructure firm has switched to blocking AI crawlers by default for its customers and is moving forward with a Pay Per Crawl program.

06.07.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 31

Like, a whole ass chair?

04.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do. Not. Disturb.

04.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Hogg is cooking lately

26.06.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17261    πŸ” 2534    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 105
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I have never been this jealous of a bear before.

25.06.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTONβ€”With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. β€œDon’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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23.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22609    πŸ” 4687    πŸ’¬ 573    πŸ“Œ 351
Edward Snowden were a key inflection point.
They exposed the scale of U.S. surveillance and revealed China's own cyber
vulnerabilities, catalyzing a national reassessment of cybersecurity priorities.
"The Snowden files were a really big deal for us," said retired PLA colonel Lyu Jinghua.
Xfocus members and Knownsec founders
Zhao Wei(衡伟,icbmοΌ‰ and Yang JilongοΌˆζ¨ε†€
te, watercloud) echoed that view. According to Zhao, the Snowden revelations confirmed China's worst fears: US intelligence operated in "God Mode," with near-limitless access to private communications. "We have Snowden to thank," Yang noted in 2016. "His revelations made China increasingly aware of its gap with the rest of the world."
In 2014, President Xi Jinping elevated cybersecurity to a national strategic priority, calling for China to become a "cyber powerhouse." The private sector quickly

Edward Snowden were a key inflection point. They exposed the scale of U.S. surveillance and revealed China's own cyber vulnerabilities, catalyzing a national reassessment of cybersecurity priorities. "The Snowden files were a really big deal for us," said retired PLA colonel Lyu Jinghua. Xfocus members and Knownsec founders Zhao Wei(衡伟,icbmοΌ‰ and Yang JilongοΌˆζ¨ε†€ te, watercloud) echoed that view. According to Zhao, the Snowden revelations confirmed China's worst fears: US intelligence operated in "God Mode," with near-limitless access to private communications. "We have Snowden to thank," Yang noted in 2016. "His revelations made China increasingly aware of its gap with the rest of the world." In 2014, President Xi Jinping elevated cybersecurity to a national strategic priority, calling for China to become a "cyber powerhouse." The private sector quickly

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11.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Amazing.

12.06.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 67261    πŸ” 14735    πŸ’¬ 1624    πŸ“Œ 876

Or when I'm actually bothered by something

04.06.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OPM seeks fast-track removal of federal employees for β€˜suitability’ reasons in proposed rule MSPB would have limited jurisdiction to hear appeals from federal employees who are removed from their jobs under OPM’s updated suitability standard.

My boss says I'm paranoid, but it is really only a matter of time before disloyalty to the administration violates their "suitability and fitness standards".

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03.06.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its apocalyptic out there.

03.06.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our little patio garden is thriving. Not in the picture is two full blown tomato plants 😍

30.05.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The threat hunts will be fun with this one πŸ˜€

28.05.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoah, its been a long time since I've thought about MacIntyre but it work was so formative for me.

23.05.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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