Hero of All Worlds.

“You must have been around a few blocks then, right?”

“Oh yeah, with other me's or something else?”

“Yeah well, i AM one of a kind.”

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They do what now-

Well hey, i'm an open book! So you know if you want to hear about my heroics, i'm all down!

[ Ego boost is hitting him hard this time. ]

I'm just going off what i know, which is Lucy. She's pretty tough after all. But hey who knows? You don't look like a pushover either!

“Okay look-“

Throws the chili fries out.

“Let me get you some good ones, yeah?”

“Well they are- but not REAL chili fries, you know?”

No she doesn't, Ben.

“It's the BEST! Clearly you haven't tasted real chili fries.”

“I'm disapointed in you.”

Staring at her like that one Invincible panel.

That sure is something, but hey it's just about as weird as some of my relationships which we… don't need to get into-

Anyways, we were talking about you against Lucy. Not sure what the reason is- buuut i think she'd take it. No bias, she's just that good.

Cousin- me, Gwen, Lucy, we're all just cousins.

Really? Well that's a relief, no offence but your partner and i uh… we're not totally pals, to be nice about it.

Nice to meet you too.

“Eh, i wouldn't think about it too much. Just gotta wait for him to turn up again.”

Her cousin.

My name's Ben.

“How do you guess? Ugly guy in purple threw a tantrom, like usual.”

It wasn't his first time travel rodeo, nor his first time dealing with Eon. He was as he always was: Weirdly relaxed about the situation.

“Got any clues here in 2040 or whenever this is?”

⌚️: I am a Metaphor FIEND i love that game

⌚️: Metaphor

I swear i'd be on here every day if there was a Metaphor verse

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Lucy's pretty good- maybe not ME good, but still pretty good.

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You might wonder how Ben ended up in the future.

If you thought it might be Eon then bingo- you're right! Not that the time traveling nutcase was here right now, just a lost superhero in the wrong time period.

⌚️: My main on Twitter got restricted so before i crashout

“Maybe i would!”

“I'll get you fired at Mr Smoothies-“

And 6 is only 5 years from 1 after all.

“Did too!”

Well, it seems like you never really grow out of being 11. These two didn't.

“Ah- but you did!!”

There's a reason Gwen's the smart one in the family.

Because this is the competition.

“Pfft- good going there cuz, i think you're the first plumber to commit lottery fraud.”

Smirking like the douche he often can be.

“Where'd you even get a fake lottery tickets?? Aren't those illegal?”