Woooo!!!!
01.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Woooo!!!!
01.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey folks, just added Captain Wayne to my curator page, a ridiculously fast paced retro FPS where you play as a pirate captain with a shotgun arm, and has a very neat cartoonish artstyle that feels a little Spongebob and a little One Piece. It's real fun!
store.steampowered.com/app/2319790/...
CAPTAIN WAYNE IS 8 BUCKS!
How about a sale to hold out the storm, aye? GO GO GO! ⬇️
An illustration of Captain Wayne from Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation. Captain Wayne is posing dramatically with his smoking cigar. The background is of Balena Resort, and some members of the Killer Whales (a Shotgunner, Rifleman, and Murkyman) are seen caked up and killed off in the beatdown. The watermark on the illustration says "Rara Avis."
I'M GONNA WAYNE IT
(commission for @griffinqueen15.bsky.social!!)
[ #CaptainWayne #art #commission ]
Been playing more of #captainwayne lately
@ciaran-games.bsky.social
Nooo heavy
02.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image of the titular Captain Wayne facing off against the nefarious crime lord known as KING! They look pretty fierce! Who will win? I think it's pretty obvious but PLAY THE GAME ANYWAY TO FOUND OUT!!! Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation is a heavily stylized first person shooter where you play as a sailor with a TWIN BARREL SHOTGUN for an ARM! Poor Wayne got his boat stolen by his sworn enemy, the Killer Whale Mercenary group, this time under the payroll of the diabolical King and his cronies...! It isn't all bleak though! Because once Wayne washes ashore on the beach those idiots were celebrating their victory against you on, it's your time to whoop some ass and take back the day! Reclaim your stolen vessel, uncover the King's sinister plan for Orca Isle and completely uproot his blood drenched path to success by BLOWING UP HIS SHIT AND BEATING HIS FUCKING ASS!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!?!?! GO PLAY IT!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!! GRAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Wanna know what I've been up to in 2025? PLAY CAPTAIN-WAYNE, DAMN IT!! Myself and a team comprised only of the GREATEST and MOST TALENTED people I know worked like hell to put the whole thing together, and now's your chance to take her for a spin!!!
START 2026 RIGHT AND SET SAIL!
captain-wayne.com
can i get a "hell yeah" from all the people who got Captain Wayne this christmas?
26.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 61 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 1MERRY WAYNEMAS!!!
25.12.2025 21:21 — 👍 178 🔁 58 💬 0 📌 0Twas the night before Waynesmas and all across the seas, the killers whales be jingling for all eyes to see!
24.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 188 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 1
love how this guy looks so I had to draw him @ciaran-games.bsky.social #captainwayne
22.12.2025 22:52 — 👍 51 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0
Overwhelmingly Positive in our first month??
Thank you so much, and Happy Holidays! Hope you get that bucket of chum you always wanted!
THAT’S RIGHT! Captain Wayne is $9.99.
Will you be playing?
It's no El Paso Elsewhere, but it alright. 🚬
Thanks for the kind words Xalavier. We're huge fans of yours!!!!
CAPTAIN WAYNE VACATION DESPERATION IS ONE OF THE BEST SHOOTERS OF 2025, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
store.steampowered.com/app/2319790/...
LIVE: Exploring Game Maps (noclip website), Soup Rooms, Captain Wayne twitch.tv/vinesauce
19.12.2025 01:49 — 👍 76 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
i feel like this dude was MADE for me to draw he's so SHAPED and Awesome and his game is PHENOMENAL
#captainwaynevacationdesperation #captainwayne @ciaran-games.bsky.social
Chips from Captain Wayne. Text: What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.
16.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 86 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0
14. Captain Wayne
Still gotta finish this one, but picked up Captain Wayne on a whim the other week, and had a blast with it so far. You play a pirate captain with a shotgun arm, it's got an aesthetic I can only describe as MS Paint One Piece, which is glorious! Fun game, must return to it.
He's all in...
Happy Wayne Wednesday .;)
captain-wayne.com
#CaptainWayne
Hey!! Do you want this design on a shirt? Now you can get it!! Thank you to everyone who contributed to the merch Kickstarter and unlocked this design!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/way...
captain-wayne.com
06.12.2025 22:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CWVD's Bugfix Round 1 is LIVE. 🐞🪲🐛
Changelog down below!
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c gave me the go ahead! i play THESE WEIRD SCIENTIST THINGS in CAPTAIN WAYNE! thanks to c and apy and the whole dang team for having me on board! just beat the game about 20 minutes back, it is a goddamn doozy. game is still on sale, lotsa fun for one helluva bargain 🧪
05.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 82 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0
last time we blasted our way through most of CAPTAIN WAYNE, so now let's get through DA BIG FINALE! probably gonna be a shorter one as long as im good at this game (I am not very good at this game.) (also might be scuff Sorry) #DieLandlubbers #BarbaraPleaseCallMeBack
www.twitch.tv/funny_wes
THE END is coming.
See you on December 18th, punks.
wes is streaming CAPTAIN WAYNE!
Join in and show your support!
havent streamed in like half a year, whoops. well we're snowed in, let's remedy those winter blues by raisin anchor and trying to beat all of CAPTAIN WAYNE in one sitting! SCRUVY SEADOGS ONLY. NO LANDLUBBERS ALLOWED ‼️‼️
www.twitch.tv/funny_wes
