Yuri Thrall yurithrall - Bluesky Statics

Bootlicking feels so much more degrading these days.

28.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh look, more of the same.

28.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shooting involving Border Patrol officer reported in southern Arizona One person was in critical condition after a shooting in Pima County involving a Border Patrol officer.

Alert: A shooting involving U.S. Border Patrol was reported this morning in southern Arizona. One person was shot near milepost 15 on W. Arivaca Rd around 7:30 a.m., per Pima County Sheriff’s Dept. Identity not released.

27.01.2026 19:03 — 👍 1665 🔁 758 💬 96 📌 52

Your mother could never.
Your father could never.
Your sister could never.
Your brother could never.
Your granny could never.
Your pappy could never.

You though? You could.

27.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy New Year?

I guess.

04.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Um hello?? 😳🫠

24.12.2025 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Holidays!

xoxo
Yuri Thrall

24.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But can you afford it?

Honestly? Probably.

23.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm a STAR! I'm a STAAAHR!!

22.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@comill.bsky.social just in their own little world with their piggy song meanwhile everyone one else is freaking out 😂💀💀

14.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 227 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1

THE ONLY TIME YOU BRING UP MONTHS WHEN DISCUSSING SOMEONE’S AGE IS WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN, ALAN, YOU FUCKING CREEP.

15.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 269 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 1

I saw you from across the bar...

15.11.2025 07:28 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

04.11.2025 08:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's called romance. 😌🙂‍↕️

02.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After a long day of clowning the belly rubs are a must.

01.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Glad you enjoyed! 💛

29.10.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean its not NOT an option

29.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😽💛

29.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you find me?

Did you cum from another app?

Enjoy this remix as promised.

28.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Drink up this remix.

28.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the Whorax, I speak on my knees 🧡

14.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 62 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

Take me to Berghain.

14.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not every one of you boys are a golden retriever. Some of you are a beagle boyfriend.

The difference? A bit more chatty, and your sweet nature is actually annoying. Still loyal though.

10.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.09.2025 06:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How many of my very few followers would pay five bucks to watch me lie in bed wearing a jock and eating a whole pizza? I mean I'd do it anyway, but who wants to see that? No? Okay.

05.09.2025 00:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

30.08.2025 05:41 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I do not fuck with people who are not good. Occasionally one or two slip through. But overall if I think you're a "bad" person I won't engage.

If you're someone I just don't vibe with, that's different. I can dislike how you exist in the world, but I won't be hateful about it.

Disgust≠dislike.

14.08.2025 22:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are those window squeegees at the gas station a kink? They have to be, right?

12.08.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm like if a clown were a huge bitch.

08.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

06.08.2025 06:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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