Felix Dos Santos

I, for one, am shocked.

Bond needs to pick a side then. God knows who he'll pick to support in the Rugby World cup.

Scottish, Irish, Welsh, English and Australian.

Can't decide if he's a weasel faced arse, or an arse faced weasel.

You know a country by its values. By what a country values. And it turns out thatwhat a country values can change overtime. Sometimes, though, there's a sort of cognitive delay between the country you think you are in, and the country you've actually become. For example, you can keep selling yourself, to foreigners, as the country of William Shakespeare and Jane Austen, and luring busloads of tourists to Stratford-upon-Avon and Bath, and put a statue of George Orwell in front of the BBC, and imagine yourself a cultured and literate nation, which the rest of the world admires for its devotion to the written word - but if you then chronically underfund your cultural institutions, and treat your cultural workers with contempt, many people will suspect you of being full of it. And as the decades pass - and fewer and fewer Shakespeares and Austens and Orwells emerge from your little island - even more people will begin to suspect that in truth you do not value culture at all, and are in fact running a giant heritage museum in which the only cultural workers you respect are the dead ones.

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Bellend is the most apt description

Isn't his whole thing that he does it on purpose for engagement, and then makes money off it?!?

Wes Streeting was that kid at school who hung around with the hard lads, but never did anything bad except suck up.

This is glorious

Suits you Sir.

The whole #Bond thing, I always kind of assumed it kind of reset after each actor moved on. So I really don't see the issue.

What is a bigger issue is there hasn't been a really good Bond theme for decades.

Jesus Ma Balles

Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022

I still play champ man 0102, I got excited last year when I saw FM on the Netflix games.... Unfortunately there's just too much going on. It's not as fun.

#CardiffCastle music line up this year is VERY uninspiring. Think I'll give them all a miss thanks

Every girl I went to school with between years 9 and 11.

Glasto.
Fucking does my head in, it's the gap yahification of the festival. I've caught myself saying it which is even worse.

I've never watched the traitors but I'm happy that Nick Mohammed is probably going to be on TV more

Is this really for sale?!?

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I didn't imagine it

I can't rule out a fever dream, but I'm sure I saw one yesterday...

Same with a shit advert. Especially those ones that are really not funny but think they're fantastic.

I'm shocked.

Watching the new Fantastic Four and it's similar to its predecessors in that it's a bit boring.

It does however have Vanessa Kirby in it which is a big plus point.

For context there was a trans contestant on Monday's episode of Only Connect. That's it. That's what's triggered Graham. Seeing a trans person.

Instead of changing the channel or even a modicum of introspection as to why he feels that way, he instead chooses to pick a fight.

Inspired by The Jase's video, I realised that the Mr Blobby song also works quite well with the John Lewis advert. But then it took a dark turn...

I’ve drawn Michael Jackson’s face onto He-Man

hee-hee-man

9/11 is still so fresh in the collective consciousness. I'm AMAZED that anyone would make "jokes" about it, nevermind get away with making them

I actually hurt myself from laughing at this

It's like being out in Wigan in a Saturday night in the middle of winter