Weed Pancakes 🥞

In my world, they make love

Did you get the toy puppets that went on ur hand

Dinosaur aaaaassss bitch !!!!

this fucker

Rip

My court of hologram concubines avoids this

idea, gun that you put a hot dog into and then when you squeeze the trigger it advances the hot dog into your stupid fucking mouth

"Hot Dog Gun"

Lol

selfie of a guy with text saying " the last stroke makes you nut. that doesn't mean the first strike was useless. success is about continuous effort

#inspiration #nut

We're going to have to wait three days to know for sure

Wow! Thats quite the request, but if it makes you feel any better buddy, then I guess it’ll have to be done! It was very nice to have met you! I hope you have an even better today than yesterday, and an even better tomorrow than today! :)

Just like Jesus, wow

That's not very nice

A possum and a raccoon fighting

My skyline rn

Woah I think you two can share right?

Woah there's an online possum now??

Andreeson-horribleshits

Getting that cat tongue

I actually buy it for the sawdust thanks

One must imagine Sisyphus trying to find a sexy looking hole in the boulder every once in a while and being like "damn maybe just this one time..."

@timheidecker.bsky.social you have done it again, my prophet

oh

after the civil war and spanish flu/wwi we saw a rise in spiritualism and the tech used to communicate with the dead (like spirit photography)

and now millions have died from covid and the survivors refuse to mourn, but people want to talk to the dead through ai

i finally get it

The once and future dookie dropper

Pressure accident

im not trotting out charts and graphs and studies anymore nobody gives a shit. we're housing the homeless because we want to

Real Tom Cruise Heidecker Junior moment

There we go

What if I committed ritual [box left blank] by [box left blank] changing the course and flow of your life forever?

I think you should read some books bruh

Ok I'm glad it's grippy like that

Hey Chaz do it grip? If so can I call you Chaz the gripper?

Are you saying that the ken burns Brooklyn bridge documentary is one of the two you have seen?