pardon me, going to go scream in the corner for a few minutes
14.07.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@greyposm.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Your local Oppossum is here
pardon me, going to go scream in the corner for a few minutes
14.07.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i don't know how this happened, but I have never wanted to reproduce a bug so much
07.07.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0anyone have chimken to spare
06.06.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0possums deserve scritches too
(please pet me)
if can climb -> will climb
23.05.2025 20:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0okay but what about werepossums?
23.05.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Inside you there are two wolves
One is a himbo
The other... is also a himbo
You are a twink
biscuits and gravy is great, but have you considered a 7 foot tall werewolf boyfriend?
21.05.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0new isekai idea:
"I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
happy tuesday everybody
09.05.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is sleeping in a garbage can in peace too much to ask for?
07.05.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WE ARE SO BACK!!! NOTHING CAN STOP M- *gets hit by a truck*
05.05.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm insane? no, you have it backwards... sane is in me ;)
03.05.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0consider yourself sniffed
02.05.2025 05:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Has anyone seen Geoffrey? We were supposed to go lay in the middle of the road today.
30.04.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can I just sleep all weekend?
26.04.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT SELF CARE FEELS SO GREAT
25.04.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm going to steal the entire vegetable drawer from your fridge
24.04.2025 18:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0who wants to ransack the local dumpsters with me?
23.04.2025 19:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0he pear chamber
22.04.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the cheese tax also applies to opossums, so pay up
21.04.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my brain is soup, but fuck it we ball
20.04.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nothing beats committing arson in 31 states.
18.04.2025 20:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm not just trash...
I'm a dumpster fire
Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed
15.04.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0DO NOT GO TO THE WENDY'S DUMPSTER 0/10
12.04.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love water so fucking much
11.04.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if you say I need to piss myself, then god dammit I'm going to piss myself
09.04.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0anything can be an innuendo if you say it gross enough
08.04.2025 06:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the black mold on my walls keeps trying to get me to play willbender...
07.04.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0