Michael M

Maybe some day I should go through his older stuff. I do find some of his “weirder” stuff to be interesting, if he didn’t just eventually go back to the same jokes he does for all his couples.

Thorax just sort of irritates me. Especially when he does the “let me define a word” jokes.

I never heard of this game outside the PA strip and never thought to look it up. Is it time to finally see what this is?? I feel like without the long load times it’s not going to be worth it, now.

I guess I’m used to his smugly worded Thorax one-offs than his…whatever this attempt is. Maybe he didn’t bother with the unicycle because he wasn’t drawing legs with it. He’s trying to prove he’s not just a horny weirdo, he’s a boring unfunny horny weirdo

In terms of scares, for my money, it’s gotta be Birkin- or as my friend’s unofficial strategy guide convinced me his name was the absolute longest time- Mr. G Virus.

Fuck you, TV, for suggesting I watch “Melania” and for putting her dead-eyed stare on my screen. Isn’t it bad enough I have to see that poor dementia patient she’s married to all over the news?

!!! I went to IMDB, which he WAS great in, and they didn’t have it listed! Ok, now I’m excited again!

Thank God he’s a very stable genius or this whole situation would be embarrassing. Maybe even a crime!

Goddammit, I got really excited for a second and was like 3 seconds away from telling my wife this was happening

Now he just needs to do in the rest of the cast.

Oh for sure, it’s just around the corner. I expect more piano-based foreplay first and then I think it’s a safe assumption that we’ll see the Germaid and her victim/lover(?) again, probably before we see Guy. I’m still holding out he never appears again.

This era of comics, where Superman was exposing Batman’s identity and forcing his friends to marry gorillas and shit is probably my favorite.

I’ve never read them but it’s still my favorite.

I remember hearing about this when it was new and then some NEVER AGAIN until this very moment, so thanks, I think, for bringing back one very specific memory.

And confirming that I, as a kid, did not imagine there was a pop song about someone wanting to fuck David Duchovny.

He’s getting experimental! But I came here to hate-read, so now I’m not sure if I’m happy he’s branching out or mad that I can’t be mad.

Based on the writer, this is probably right about the time Norman resurfaced post clone saga. Maybe when he got Spidey to beat him on camera and had a bounty put on his head? I could be wrong, but with it being Dezago, it had to be during the Sensational Spider-Man era in the mid-late 90s.

I think the the guy who played Brain Guy, maybe? He seems cool!

Inside Out 2? Coco?

As a full grown man, I loved that movie. Great story, great song- Surface Pressure needed more attention than “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”

Turning Red and Encanto VERY much upset my heavily MAGA aunt. Said the former was not appropriate and the latter was confusing.

She’s not a bright woman.

Maybe Toy Story 6 can be about the toys fighting about a creatively bankrupt organization milking them for more and more money! It’ll be just as timely.

Oh wow, an actual picture instead of AI. But still manage to be SO much pathetic. Shit man, yeah, getting older CAN be a bummer. But this level of yearning is unhealthy and, based on that other post, completely unhinged

Today was particularly bad. I think I’m becoming too familiar with the minor differences of Alistair/Amos. Edda/Twins are still 50/50 if I’m expecting one or the other.

Also, what’s up with him gripping her ankle there, with both arms straight up and her pelvis also presumably up. What position are they getting into?

Oh no, did they have sex before marriage?! I think that’s what’s happening? But if that’s true how can he tell jokes about them being horny for each other?

Oh, right, the entirety of his archive.

Would absolutely love to see you make your way back to Baltimore Comic Con!

Yeah, I kind of realized that as I was writing it, but the phrasing/wording made it sound like “seeing gay people exist = therapy needed”.

Doesn’t change the fact that the real answer is still “I don’t want to face public backlash from the crazy right”

“Hundred of millions on therapy” because a child might learn that there are gay people (themselves included!) in a non-hateful way. Not sure what he means, except he’s anticipating conversion therapy? Hey, it’s cool to just say you’re a coward!

Well maybe next week it’ll just reverse-mermaids and just land, so that he can figure out which fetish wins out.

It was a pretty stacked list. My wife would have picked Goonies or BTTF, but I have a soft spot for the goofiest Rocky movie.

He had extra time to color it this week since he wasn’t using his personal time drawing legs. I’m honestly surprised he took two days of not drawing legs to give us these mermaid “jokes”.

Oh shit he picked the worst option.