Sagitterrorist’s Groove✨🪩

I need to start lying to my anatomy study group bc I complain the most about not knowing or understanding shit but turn around and get As. Maybe this time I let them think I got a B for once

I hate tik tok bc I never needed to know how mussels reproduce 🥴

I also learned insouciant which is not a beautiful word but feels important nonetheless

I just learned the word aggrandize, and I gotta find ways to use it irl bc it’s a beautiful word

I bought this new flavor of nerds gummy clusters… I missed the fine print that stated they were JUICY 🥴 I almost had a heart attack

Give yourself permission to grieve ex-friendships, lost romantic connections, relationships that ended because of boundaries set, opportunities that fizzled, and dreams that were forgotten.

Grief is not only for physical death, but it is also for mourning the loss of something great.

Random but I gotta post the extended clip cuz I love how he was lowkey like “aye iono nothin bout that but lemme tell u bout HER!” Lmao cuz that’s love!

(New design dropping in 20 mins!)

"Is pig pussy pork?" is pretty wild when the person could've just answered, yes.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Im sorry but you have to watch it now

Honestly I was being nice with mediocre… he’s not even good lol the backflip was to distract us from how bad he is at his job (too many typos in the first reply)

Idk what this is about but the answer is always going to be yes

Are you having a flashback or hearing about this for the first time? 😭😭😭

This song still goes platinum in my room

I’m a bisexual who only attracts the worst of the worst men and glitches when I try to flirt with anyone else

I’m still traumatized by that girl who did the paint trend for her bestie, and he left behind a poop stain 😭

The one language I'm fluent in 😂🙂‍↕️

That ice skating white man is sooo mediocre 😭 like the only thing he had going for him is the back flip but he can’t even do that gracefully so what’s the point?

Yall ever notice in tv shows they use jazz to make the white main character more… quirky? They blend enough to fit in and get the job done better than their peers but there has to be something that sets them apart…

I’m going to watch but I’m still not over learning that white James Patterson wrote sooo many book with a black main character 🤨 wtf

I still wish she’d remove the intro to Body Do tho 😭 other than that it’s truly a great album

I willingly bought boneless wings so clearly I’m depressed

I have a theory that controlled substances are so tightly regulated in DE bc of Hunter Biden… idc if my theory is true or not but I need someone to blame sooo he gets all the smoke

Did anyone else notice So Be It x Clipse changed???

The glory IS OWED TO Surya Bonaly.

"Legally" only means they moved the goal post.

Mental health is so annoying bc as soon as you treat one thing it unmasks another thing and I’m tired 😪

Raven hasn't changed, like she is still a veteran comedian after all these years.

She is our Lucille Ball 😭😭😭

This is actually hilarious 😭 3 stars but eww gross ??? did homegirl not see the cover or read the blurb?! Lmao

a woman in a white dress is sitting in a pink chair with vh1 written on it ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting in a pink chair with vh1 written on it

It feels like -6 but my dog still has to use the bathroom and my hair is wet…

Men are… 😂 this is seriously the gender in charge of the world?