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Ernesto Montoya ๐ŸŸฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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I'm Darlene's cousin, who the fuck are you? ืขื ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื—ื™

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He's not just a national embarrassment anymore!

04.03.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paulie Shore

03.03.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Danielle will take credit for the extra revenue and say her policies are working

03.03.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What time do you close?

03.03.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if Obama started a war wearing a tan suit

03.03.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone actually seen the gas station owner since his scene? Do we know for sure he made it?

03.03.2026 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More likely, I was originally thinking from all the time he spends between putins legs

02.03.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Raw, just how he likes sex with pornstars he's banging behind his wife's back

02.03.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neck herpes?

02.03.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm starting to think the FIFA Peace Prize isn't legitimate

02.03.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jews will be blamed regardless

02.03.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that we know that it was Iran not Israel that bombed the school, I suppose your apology and retraction with be forthcoming? No? Par for the course for antisemites

02.03.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since the DOW is below 50000, does that mean Bondi has to go back and answer committee questions?

01.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad for the antisemites blaming Israel

01.03.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I'm sure Jill Stein is on the way to save them

23.02.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put the bacteria back. Seal that cave.

22.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A security clearance should be a requirement before you can even run, let alone be seated as an MP and especially before you are leader of a party

22.02.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Descendants of immigrants thinking immigrants are the problem

22.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow it frees Palestine

22.02.2026 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alberta Separatists get to sleep in tomorrow

22.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAMAS'S OWN DATA KILLS GENOCIDE LIE:
โ€ข 68,800 total deaths
โ€ข 25,000 Hamas fighters
โ€ข 10,000 natural deaths
โ†’ โ‰ˆ34,000 war deaths โ†’ 1:1 civilian-to-combatant ratio

Thatโ€™s unprecedented in urban warfare.

Israel didnโ€™t commit genocide. Numbers don't lie.

20.02.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Traitors often over compensate

21.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ืฉื‘ืช ืฉืœื•ื
ืขื ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื—ื™

21.02.2026 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only there was a case where the SC could've decided there were clear limits on the power of the President....

20.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0