LemonBoi99

2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

rip 😔

Both a trick and a treat. Amazing stuff Hax ^^

Normalize. pleasurable. wedgies.

Fr fr, I've never been in it for the pain aspect. If it feels good to the recipient then that's all that matters to me. Plus a sprinkling of humiliation does help as well but as for pain, nah. I'd much rather give nerds pleasure than pain.

Abby, no apologies needed. I'm absolutely loving these silly Yinglet posts. They bring a smile to my face whenever I see em. ^w^

Yeah, suppose that is on me for thinking they'd actually listen to the feedback.

Nvm..

Explain your OCs power with a GIF

I am at a doctors office right now. I doubt they'd be interested in a sperm sample collection.

Hmm. Not entirely sure to be honest. It's kind of a jumble between videogames, DnD, TV shows, etc.

Wait..did blusky retract that stupid verification rule?

What's it like in your head?

Paint a nerds ass orange, draw a jack o' lantern face on it, call that shit "smashing pumpkins"
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The best treatment for all nerds.

Exactly! It'll be like those giant beanbags from lovesack. Or more appropriately named ballsack.

Sure thing, I even got the perfect housewarming gift for ya.
Two trash bags full of sweaty unwashed jockstraps.

With underwear that dorky, you're lucky they aren't already half way lodged up your fat blubber butt by now.

To anyone who's messaged me on this app and are wondering why I haven't responded yet. This is why. I refuse to give these incompetent shit bags my ID info.

That was..damn poetic. I was gonna say "First one to blink gets a wedgie" but that. That was just beautiful.

woody from toy story is holding a piece of paper in his hands in a bedroom . ALT: woody from toy story is holding a piece of paper in his hands in a bedroom .

Staring contest!

Hang em high!~

Ah haxsmack, fantastic artist. ^^

Two words.
Dat.
Ass.

Doxxing**

This is the CEO of Blusky? The same fuckwit who allows doing of trans users, who allows genuine menaces to roam the platform? This is a joke, it has to be a fucking joke.

Good golly McMolly. dat skunk booty. 0/////0

Hey, won't hear me complaining~