LemonBoi99 kodaboi9 - Bluesky Statics

a cow and a dog are laying on the ground ALT: a cow and a dog are laying on the ground

Say less Abby. Sending hugs your way.

01.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dry, seasonless, bland. If you only go to a chicken place just for the sauce then it ain't a chicken place, it's a sauce place.

28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then a slightly janky animation for the lols

26.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 124 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 1

Hoowee! We eatin good today!~

26.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dare to dream bud, dare to dream~

26.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heh, reminds me when I used to slap a pair of undies onto my teddy bear and give him wedgies~

26.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hehe, dorky jester.

25.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most definitely dame here. 😌

25.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somewhat bored and kinda horny. But then again that's pretty much how I'm doing always.

25.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how haxsmacks is slowly but surely becoming one of the top wedgie artists/animators. His work is just so good!

25.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because unfortunately some people just have no taste.

25.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yeeeaaah!!!

25.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reposting to spread the message. Keep furry kinky.

25.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great. Googly. Moogly.
Big ass and a wedgie? Fuggin score~

24.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RT if you’d let this coyote sit on your lap? 🌵 ✨

24.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 41 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Good, good. More volunteer nerds. 😈

24.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a cartoon character with a red ribbon around his waist ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a red ribbon around his waist

I refuse to actually Watch the live action Lilo and Stitch, but I still can't believe they got rid of Gantu and made Jumba the villian...like...

People love Jumba, his realization that Stitch can be more than what he made him for is IMPORTANT AND THEMATIC.

WHY.

WHY WOULD YOU?

Also Gantu's great

18.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 166 🔁 17 💬 23 📌 1

Welp, youtube going down was definitely *not* on my bingo card for the year.

18.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a wooden wall . ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a wooden wall .

15.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How the hell do I get into these situations?

15.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy valentines day nerds, remember to give a big smooch to all you nerds most intimate partner. The back of your waistband~

14.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"It's giving-"
"It's giving-"
"It's giv-"
Yeah it's giving you a wedgie so tight your ass hole is getting rug burn now turn around, bend over, bite down on your pocket protector and try not to clench your cheeks nerd.

10.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sentence you to atomic wedgie.

10.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Low key, high key, mid key, back door key, baritone key and every other key out there.

06.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh so sorry but I wouldn't know how to draw briefs because I'm not a NEEEERRRRRD!!!!!

05.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0