mayor of tr*nny town

I firmly believe these should only ever be referred to as pervert glasses. Shame is an important tool.

no no no, I am not "on bluesky all day"

I simply "check bluesky every 30-45 minutes for 10-15 minutes"

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

gimme 20 dollars and then ill give you 20 dollars

the village people have done irreparable harm to the gay community

remembering the time i was writing a piece for a student magazine about cops at pride, and a middle-aged gay white dude came into the office to explain to me that "a lot of gay people are proud to be cops" and the whole situation was so triggering i passed on being the one to write it

how is it not emasculating for men to drive these giant tanks

how do you as a straight man not feel like the biggest bitch riding in a big-ass ute that utterly dwarfs you and makes you look like a little boy

BREAKING: Reading Cinema building to be reopened as Welly Collective store

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

"you can just drop me here"

personally i'd get rid of one of the lanes on the university side of the street and put a 2-way cycleway

hey #Wellington, if Vivian St were no longer part of SH1 and were instead optimised for local use, what would you change about it?

who up pauling they blart

i don't know. i wanted to go in one time then saw the poster and didn't

isn't this the same government that got rid of the plain english bill

the army surplus store used to have one of those cooker posters up about how no parking would kill their business, but it got removed in time for parking day. funny that

this is joe rogan with a beard

the worst thing about taking the bus is not "looking" disabled and feeling insanely judged for sitting up the front

this is my third? fourth? time in ~2 years that i haven't been able to ride my bike bc it's in the shop and i hate it every time. i want my freedom :(

you can buy single-use "cunty" passes here: [bottom surgery fundraiser link]

this is really good but, god, that poor girl

enough time has passed since sour came out that i can finally listen to it without feeling like i'm doing homework

why build new denser housing so more people have houses. it's not like kilbirnie is full of amenities lots of people would benefit from access to

i thought they were knocking down some old horribly land-inefficient state houses to build something more appropriate, but they're just renovating them :/

does anyone know where i can get little spray vials for decanting perfume into

no error—just doesn't start

the battery knows it's on the bike bc it lights up when i put it in.

all that condensation on the inside turned to water and i think it's shorting something. but it's inconsistent bc sometimes it does turn on

my bike computer got water in it, the screen went all weird. took it into the bike shop and they said nothing to do but wait for it to evaporate out again. now the bike doesn't start

Romantic love is not enough I need a cult of worshippers

ngl you've posted aboht what country you're in but i forgot

do you remember