mayor of tr*nny town

I saw the worst minds of my parents' generation destroyed by madness about cycleways, starving hysterical naked, driving themselves through the wellington streets at dawn looking for a pipe that needs to be fixed

So the Minister for Education who forced schools to drop consent education from their health curriculum has gone to celebrate the release of a prominent child rapist at the religious compound he lives in.

Am I missing anything about this Briscoes Epstein Island story?

is 40 meant to be notably old. if had an ipod at university you'd be 40 now

"as a ratepayer" = "i am a nazi"

"ratepayers" in common usage means white land owners

they never tell you estrogen will make you like it a little when there's a gap between the bottoms of your pant legs and the tops of your socks

We elected a Right wing mayor.

so how many road workers are we willing to sacrifice on the altar on low rates?

and if we're really making tough decisions here, instead of cutting from the paltry cycle budget (something with a positive ROI), we could be cutting from general roading

Wellington council budget cuts - big climate cuts Deputy mayor Ben McNulty has been behind closed doors taking a scalpel to council spending and today, some time around noon, invites Wellington to see his masterpiece.

We’re in a climate crisis, a 40 percent cut to our climate response budget makes no sense financially or for the future of the city. Next week’s proposals include a total gutting of cycleway funding, & a backdown on commercial rates for Air B&B providers www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

i treat my pussy like a cast iron pan. im giving you a concussion

every time dairy prices go up anyone who hasn't been around long would think we're about to riot. then that energy just dissipates untol next time

new zealanders would never do anything about dairy prices because we like complaining more than we like not having problems

wild how driving less aggressively saves fuel and people just, don't do that

do you think the oil war will make people drive less or do you think they'll just run up more debt to do it and get even angrier at cyclists

these days the young men are doing “type shit”, when they should be running a “tight ship”…

Left wing politicians need to offer hope, material improvement and a reason to vote for, not just against to voters. They must also master the art of saying "get a load of this fucken guy" about their right wing opponents, many of whom fail to pass the uncanny valley test.

they made it up for weird al's white n nerdy

imagine importing butter to a country that makes so much of it it's destroying its own environment

transitioning into a bpd hello kitty girl with a pussy that grips like it got abandonment issues

I firmly believe these should only ever be referred to as pervert glasses. Shame is an important tool.

no no no, I am not "on bluesky all day"

I simply "check bluesky every 30-45 minutes for 10-15 minutes"

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

gimme 20 dollars and then ill give you 20 dollars

the village people have done irreparable harm to the gay community

remembering the time i was writing a piece for a student magazine about cops at pride, and a middle-aged gay white dude came into the office to explain to me that "a lot of gay people are proud to be cops" and the whole situation was so triggering i passed on being the one to write it

how is it not emasculating for men to drive these giant tanks

how do you as a straight man not feel like the biggest bitch riding in a big-ass ute that utterly dwarfs you and makes you look like a little boy

BREAKING: Reading Cinema building to be reopened as Welly Collective store

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

"you can just drop me here"

personally i'd get rid of one of the lanes on the university side of the street and put a 2-way cycleway