Urgh. So close.
05.03.2026 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Urgh. So close.
05.03.2026 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you considered not watching, to see if that improves things?
05.03.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Your prediction for this evening's match...?
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Massive #fullmoon energy, ahead of tomorrow's Lunar Eclipse.
Sleep tight.
Watch out, dive-bombing seagulls, our girl is back!
26.02.2026 10:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the idea of some hotel receptionist saying βAnd weβre looking forward to welcoming Lord Mandelson next week as wellβ and Hoyle saying βwait whatβ
25.02.2026 13:45 β π 575 π 148 π¬ 8 π 3Turns out I'm fluent (if painfully slow) in Norman English. One fir the CV I think.
25.02.2026 10:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You want "mysterious open-ended delay", you say? We got to Pyongyang Airport to find our guide had bought the wrong exit visa, so we might have to stay an extra night in the DPRK. Longest, scariest 172 minutes of my life (our phones having been confiscated on arrival 4 long days previously).
24.02.2026 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In due course I need to know in your take on the other literary adaptation dividing national opinion, "Wuthering Heights"...
19.02.2026 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But the film is audacious and wry, and very 'me'! Maybe Riz will adapt your King Lear one day...
17.02.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And in what is normally the rapier duel at the end, you can almost feel the gears grinding, as they try to make the scene fit the conceit.
17.02.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Art is a friend - he was for a time working on a screenplay based on one of my novels - which might be why I feel his role has been pruned a tad too much.
17.02.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
How long have you got?!
Despite the wanky things I usually hate (elision of characters, lines out of time) I loved the central 'Indian family empire' conceit; Inspired delivery of 'to be...'; and neat sketching of Fortinbras sub plot...
After the news this week, I would argue that Norwegians-skiing- and-shagging is less a subtext and more their only national plot line:
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winter...
The sign of a great art fair?
Lots of paintings sold!
Congratulations on last night @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com and the Outsiders Arts Club team.
Just seen the film... So many intriguing choices... (Horatio swallowed into Ophelia, R+G into Laertes).
08.02.2026 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nervous about seeing Riz Ahmed's. I really really want it to be good.
07.02.2026 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Never write him off. Not least as Hamlet is the best play ever (altho @stephenkb.bsky.social begs to differ).
06.02.2026 13:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, although it kept her imprisoned. Unlike, say "&Juliet" which gave a Shakespearean heroine some agency.
06.02.2026 13:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pulling the petals off your flowers, smashing up your dressing room, being restrained in the wings from going back on stage to confront your Ex. Honestly, Tom Stoppard missed a trick.
06.02.2026 10:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Although Ophelia gets to sit out the whole of Act 5, so - you know - cushy.
06.02.2026 10:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I loved the reworking in Rory Kineer's prod, when Ophelia was bundled off stage by Claudius's goons, visually 're-writing' her suicide.
06.02.2026 09:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nooo. He doesn't hate her - he is terrified of his feelings for her. And his mother's apparently fickle heart has only reinforced that.
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"Parts of Hamlet"? Please expand for me.
Using both sides of the paper.
Are you in danger of Settling, in your intimate relationship, like Eve Simmons was (the journalist in the picture)??
Here are the signs you are, and my advice to avoid it:
#relationships #dating
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It sounds like a form of Interpretive Dance. Would watch.
03.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not sure you are the novel's target audience...
01.02.2026 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is crying out for Airfix-style @warmovietheatre.bsky.social 'Build Your Own Canoe' merch.
30.01.2026 12:45 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Goodness, this gives me goosebumps. Voice of the nation.
28.01.2026 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But Kate, when the plane goes down, at least I'll have more than 100ml in my hand luggage. So, you know, swings and roundabouts.
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