laura!

aww cute

Thin leather snap collar stamped the word "QUIET"; paired hypnotic trigger that restricts speech while wearing it.

it’s so funny that the dems were finally getting a little energy and excitement back into the party with the recent elections so they immediately shout themselves in the foot to make everyone aware of where they stand

You are not serious people.

I think this sums up how everyone is feeling tonight:

extremely cute!!

📝

"your daughter calls me Mommy too" next stage where its "your daughter calls only me Mommy"

oh we're thinking about different things that's embarrassing

OH SHIT I need to go finish reading that

in retrospect i don't regret eating that dragon's heart at all. i got a cool fucking power-up in the moment and won that stupid duel and even though the jealousy was little hard to deal with at first now i spend all day sleeping on a pile of gold surrounded by beautiful women who can't leave

and also there's a guy who looks just like NoHo Hank

wife comes up and grabs me by the throat and describes how delicate she thinks i am and how easily she could choke me out

thats so true but also so so scary and uncomfortable (hot)

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

stupid dipshit sitting at a table with cuomo signs on it holding his phone looking like he's going to barf

so many good pictures out there

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

"Are you ready for me to hypnotise you now?" - 5 minutes after having already done that.

it really is one of those phrases that just takes the wind out of everything, huh

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”

oh I think I know

they look like they're very cozy and also I'm very normal about them

soooooo tall...

it's only favourite personing if it comes from the bpd region of mental illness, otherwise it's just sparkling obsession

that's a very pretty outfit for a very pretty princess

Knödel - Wikipedia

its basically bread but its a variation on this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kn%C3%B...

made this

Reminder that if you're still totally unironically using those weird 4chan tttt trans terminology literally like most of the normal trans women you're interacting with are talking about you dragging down their mood and ruining the vibes behind the scenes

one thing I've noticed about Portland is that I see the big smarties candy around a lot more which is cool

you should!!