exodddus

guinness: the drink of men who look bisexual but secretly hold racist beliefs.

huel made me gassy so i cut the cheese and it coated my pants in metallic spray paint

in exchange, companies now have to stop gouging you on the premise that the average person doesnt drink too much

the ban is bad for consumers. instead of being able to get 3 refills of hot chocolate you now have to get 3 seperate hot chocolates. but, at the same time, these refills arent actually necessary, and it will lower the price of individual products

syrup systems and powdered hot chocolate are CHEAP. EXTREMELY CHEAP. it is incredibly difficult to actually ever cost a company using a free refill product, and because its a refill product, the cost is inflated.

the profit on refill products, like coke or hot chocolate is proportional to how many you consume. the deal looks good - a certain price for an infinite amount. but ultimately it works in the favour of whoevers selling it

thought i might send some random thoughts I had about the UK's no coffee refill law, because it is insane to me how many people i've heard moaning about it without understanding the purpose of it

APOLOGISE TO THE UNIVERSE FOR THE MESS YOU HAVE MADE OF YOURSELF!!! YOU ARE UNORDERED SENSATION IN MEATLY FORMATION!!!!

using a tight combination of paracetemol and dehydration to build a pantone colour board of all the yellows using my pee

this is homestuck we clown in this mfer take your sensitive ass back to hazbin

i have this massive evil tattoo of rosa parks on my back that tells me to kick lampposts and pee on gravestones

christmas day i woke up with a boner called that shit my yule log i fucked up a whole ass pizza in 4 minutes today shit was craaazyyy

is "listens to one specific genre of metal that always kind of sucks" a manager green flag or red flag

top queer tips: if you live in a house with tgirls on hrt remember to collect their urine in a large vat. it can be distilled into a gently perfumed syrup for its magical healing properties.

i shouldnt have googled the lion king

ikea makes me so horny ngl

great account

guitar hero/ddr/beatmania peeps:

are there any good custom pcb mini keyboard controllers or general controllers that work as two handed controllers? im looking for something non specialised that i can use for a variety of games that works without a desk.

#guitarhero #ddr #beatmania

is the political party:
a. going to get police officers to arrest me for existing
b. going to hunt me down in the streets
c. putting forward a bill that isnt going to genuinely impact me, but represents symbolic pushes against my rights and panders to antilgbt nutjobs.
knowing that calms minds

those "headline lies", where the true impact of a policy (like the furries act) is never explained, for people who's only political concern is whether theyre going to be arrested for existing, that stuff can be horrifying if its not given proper context

admittedly anecdotal, but ive encountered so many misleading headlines from leftwing sources posted by people with a focus on social issues like lgbt rights and deia that leftwing sites treat like culture war issues rather than presenting actual impact and explanation

the media response to israel's genocide is going to fracture so much faith in trusted media to the point i wouldnt be surprised if it creates a longlasting uptick in misinformation from across the left.

the first gamer president of the united states

variety article "elon musk biopic in the works at a24 with darren aronofsky set to direct"

cover of "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson, large image of elon looking wankery

genuinely quite fascinated by this a24 adaptation, given how much this story shifts and how constant elon has become to political and cultural discussions. might actually read the biography to get a feel for how the shape of the narrative might play out

mama dont cry for me im goin to a better place now

vox post written by 35 year old titled 'gen z has invented a new type of word called a "slurlet" - heres the lowdown' and the whole article is written from the perspective of a friendly vole who lives by the riverbank with all his animal friends

do you think luigi ever has to quietly crank one out on the bottom bunk while marios asleep

parbarou

Finally tablet my tablt

i need a pack of marlboro reds and a pawjob RIGHT NOW!!!!