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Retired Steve Spurrier

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The Head Ball Coach, almost; a loving parody. Go Gators! And Gamecocks! And Dukies! And Bandits! And Apollos! And so forth and so on.

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It's been a while since the Dukies won themselves a championship, ain't it?

30.11.2025 14:20 — šŸ‘ 7    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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That never gets old, does it?

30.11.2025 01:14 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, the season's not all bad if we beat them Nollies. Ain't that right, Mick?

30.11.2025 01:12 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, at least Spurrier's Gridiron Grill is serving brunch tomorrow. With an omelette bar and so on and so forth.

23.11.2025 02:54 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

#Gators have so much electric talent at WR yet so many formations with two TE.

Florida still leads 13-7 a couple possessions into the second half.

18.10.2025 22:32 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Head Ball Coach watching from the sidelines

Head Ball Coach watching from the sidelines

I'm not one to tell the current Florida coach what to do, but if Napier is looking for an offensive coordinator, I know some guys

20.12.2024 22:44 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, it ain't ideal.

12.10.2025 00:55 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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I can think of another reason, my man

05.04.2025 23:56 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I guess if your name is Queen you don't have to bounce that basketball more than once or twice per half.

28.03.2025 01:37 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
The Ol Ball Coach is kinda bored tbh

The Ol Ball Coach is kinda bored tbh

Well, as somebody without a real rooting interest, I can't say I've been particularly entertained by any of these college or NFL playoff games as of yet.

12.01.2025 20:04 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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30.12.2024 20:38 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Could you hand me the remote, my man

Could you hand me the remote, my man

Is it possible to watch too much mediocre college football in one day? Hopefully not, or a lot of us are gonna be in trouble and so forth

29.12.2024 02:43 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Anybody remember the 1995 Fiesta Bowl?

27.12.2024 04:04 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0
The Head Ball Coach can't even watch this

The Head Ball Coach can't even watch this

Well, hopefully the sport of football will recover from the Seahawk Bears game I just watched. Might take a little while

27.12.2024 04:00 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, if you're keeping score at home, that's Florida 33, Tulane 0, and the referees 8

21.12.2024 00:07 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Head Ball Coach watching from the sidelines

Head Ball Coach watching from the sidelines

I'm not one to tell the current Florida coach what to do, but if Napier is looking for an offensive coordinator, I know some guys

20.12.2024 22:44 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I agree that the defense should be able to make subs when the offense does, but some teams take advantage of that rule

20.12.2024 21:56 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
The Head Ball Coach ain't particularly impressed so far

The Head Ball Coach ain't particularly impressed so far

Well, this ain't been what I would call a beautiful ball game, but at least we're not losing. Lagway is playing like a freshman for once

20.12.2024 21:52 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Dan Mullen's biggest trophy at Florida

Dan Mullen's biggest trophy at Florida

Well, hope Coach Mullen does ok in Vegas. They have a lot of fancy places out there but I'll bet he'll miss some of the perks of being the Gators' head coach

13.12.2024 14:22 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks for skipping over the middle part of the move from Gainesville to Columbia, my man

13.12.2024 14:18 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

That's a good question, ain't it?

01.12.2024 16:29 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

As they should be

01.12.2024 03:57 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's not our job to keep our guys from planting the flag, it's their job to try to stop us

01.12.2024 03:52 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

Winning is fun, ain't it?

23.11.2024 22:08 — šŸ‘ 9    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I kinda wanna needle the Semis some more but I almost feel sorry. Then I remember Mickey Andrews telling his players to hurt QBs and Darnell Dockett twisting Ernest Graham's knee and so forth and all the sympathy goes away real quick

01.12.2024 03:33 — šŸ‘ 6    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Glad Napier called a pass play for a touchdown, finally. If FSU is going to call all their timeouts like they think they can win, it's our job to score some more

01.12.2024 03:24 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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I'm glad this is not a close game because the referees are the only group out there having a worst game than the Semis

01.12.2024 03:06 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Well, he figures that the only way we lose is if we beat ourselves, but it doesn't make for a very entertaining ballgame

01.12.2024 03:01 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Is it too late to get half a hundred on Ron Zook Field? Well, probably, but hopefully we give it a go

01.12.2024 02:45 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

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