Jim Kiley

I'm not that I'm rooting against Chelsea in the Arsenal-Chelsea match. I'm rooting against Manchester City.

Turns out that elected politicians retaining and acting on any sort of shame was a load-bearing part of the US Constitution

Wow! Leeds fans seem to be total assholes.

blood
yellow bile
black bile
phlegm

this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

I just wanna say that if somebody does buy the Post-Gazette from the Blocks I'll buy a subscription instantly. I spend money to support news providers all over the damn place and Pittsburgh needs a newspaper.

Excellent piece by @sulliview.bsky.social at www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Why the hell is "concomitant" not in the 🐝 word list, come on, NYT

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Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic Curl

music.youtube.com/watch?v=EMLU...

We should never have allowed the birthdays of Washington and Lincoln to be submerged in a meaningless "Presidents Day."

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It's my understanding that if his book flux drops too low he might die

@kennethhite.bsky.social I'm sure you're aware but just in case

"When Musk & Hegseth argue that a racially diverse nation is inherently weak, they're not returning us to some long-established American tradition from which we've recently strayed. They are, instead, parroting the exact same propaganda that Nazi Germany promoted against America during WW II."

Brb making a mug of this picture

the dog's joy gives me joy

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

My eighty-year-old mother speaks no Spanish, said she found the halftime show to be really fun. So, y'know, not all Boomers.

Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing

No Kings includes Draft Kings

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the dead zone
King: it's about this all-american guy named johnny smith who's always telling corny jokes and just all round being a lovable goofball
King: in fact you might say
King: that he's in
King: the DAD zone

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?