Bismuth

Tough. As in you can take a beating, so they want to beat you up but they think you're too strong

Hey guys. I am currently creating time wizards, does anyone want a spell tome?

Would you prefer a harder throw?

Me too, little buddy

I killed your nephew's boyfriend

A wing is probably running amok making clones of people. Asking questions is likely going to lead to trouble with a wing, which is no-good. I'd just act as if they were always there, personally.

Wow. Abnormality make egg when die.
Omlette gonna go crazy.

I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.

PLEASE NEVER TRY AGAIN. NOT ONCE. DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT COOKING CLASSES YOU MUST NOT LET BE OUT IN THE COOKING WORLD.

MAMMA MIA YOU DESERVE AN EXECUTION

Congrats on the marriage

I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle

I think i killed someone's wife. that sounds bad

Understood.

I think someone's watching me right now. I can feel their gaze.

...you have an offspring?

The bookshelf is awfully table sized. Comfy table, though.

Gay people.

I... You know, this dog is pretty cute. It reminds me of caligo. I think im gonna keep it and feed it and pet it this precious little thing deserves love

you guys got an air fryer
human sized potentially

You mean... Right meow?

@prismrepresentativ.bsky.social WE'RE GETTING EMPLOYED! WOOOHOOO! MAKE SURE TO LOOK YOUR FINEST

Im... Very flattered, but, im gonna have to refuse. The contract lasts for way too long, and i will be unable to open my restaurant chain if i work there. And im pretty well off here in prism office, so im gonna have to refuse you guys~ Text me again, wing people!

Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page

Thank you caligo

Tonight im seeing if rat meat (animal) tastes like rat meat (Poor), and turns out it's very hard to get enough rat meat (animal) for a full dish. Do you guys have any methods

Torture is awfully effective. Do attempt

Cooking for prism office tonight