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Pretty sure Max Scherzer is a Tim Robinson character.

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The ceiling bit in WEAPONS is one of the best jump scares of the 21st century.

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@jessecarp is following 20 prominent accounts

Kevin Fitzpatrick
@kevinfitzpatrick

Friendly neighborhood TV critic, avid runner and amateur chef. Words at Vanity Fair, ScreenCrush, JoBlo and beyond. Formerly @TVKevLance. New profile under construction!

Matt Williams
@pixelpreaching

Photographer, writer | Staff Writer for Petapixel I own an air fryer and a mattress that cost over $300

Stephen King
@stephenking

Writer

Inkoo Kang
@inkookang

Television critic at The New Yorker. Pronounced in-goo. Get updates from me: https://inkoo.substack.com/ | https://linktr.ee/inkookang

Justin Chang
@justincchang

Film Critic, The New Yorker and NPR’s Fresh Air | 2024 Pulitzer Prize for Criticism | Chair, National Society of Film Critics | Programmer, New York Film Festival

Phil Lord
@philiplord

Filmmaker of films and televisions

Post Man
@mistermatty

a pale and sickly man | 3D animator to the stars

Dave Itzkoff
@ditzkoff

https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/

Rian Johnson
@rianjohnson

Gentleman Sleuth

David Chen
@davechen

I’ve been reviewing movies and TV on the internet for 15 years. I host podcasts like Decoding TV and The Filmcast. Check out my newsletter: www.Decodingeverything.com

Zach Heltzel
@zachheltzel

Academy Award winning writer and director of SWIMFAN.

merritt
@merrittk.com

Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

karen han
@karenhan

🍒 screenwriter and culture writer 🍊 author of BONG JOON HO: DISSIDENT CINEMA 🍋 reps: lit entertainment/uta 🍐 krnyhan@gmail.com 🫐 https://www.karenhan.org

Josh Ruben
@joshruben

horror making noise boy Heart Eyes // Werewolves Within // Scare Me Dropout’s Make Some Noise https://www.invadercomics.com/store/p/darla-psychological-thriller-graphic-novel

Ben Rodgers
@benrodgers

david ehrlich
@davidehrlich

indiewire film critic.

Gentleman Doofus
@gentledoofus

“Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane.” https://letterboxd.com/gentledoofus/

Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons

Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons

@vgc925

Nick Robinson
@nickrob.com

Script supervisor. Filmmaker. #2 Stunna. Galatians 4:16