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Olivia Giovetti

@oliviagiovetti.bsky.social

When I was 4, I dressed up as Mephistopheles from Faust for Halloween and corrected each of my grandparents' friends when they thought I was the devil. Now I'm a cultural critic. Web: oliviagiovetti.com Substack: criticaldrift.org

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My husband said the features list reminded him of the ideas he kept for future challenges in his D&D campaign.

05.12.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dan Wineman
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Youโ€™re absolutely right โ€” you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.

Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. ๐Ÿ”— Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)
Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM
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Mona for Mac

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Dan Wineman @dwineman@xoxo.zone Youโ€™re absolutely right โ€” you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. ๐Ÿ”— Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.) Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM ยท ยท Mona for Mac https://xoxo.zone/@dwineman/115651788702895997

05.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2151    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I loved Linda and am honored to be invoked alongside her.

04.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smells like: Fingering Beethoven's skull.

04.12.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes?

04.12.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure I agree with you there.

04.12.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(But yes, I also would see it obviously.)

04.12.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you an all-Roomba production and raise you an all-cats-riding-Roomba production.

04.12.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So that's where it started.

04.12.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing a drunk review of that with @kevinng.bsky.social and @akseltoll.bsky.social was a career highlight.

04.12.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like the cultural inverse of Jonas Kaufmann's Christmas Album and I don't know how to feel about it.

04.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WeiรŸer Winterwald (Winter Wonderland)
YouTube video by Art Garfunkel jr. - Topic WeiรŸer Winterwald (Winter Wonderland)

Today I learned that Art Garfunkel's son, Art Garfunkel, Jr., has released a teutonically-tinged Christmas album and I was not prepared to hear this guy sing "Winter Wonderland" in German.

04.12.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Into which category does the finale to Khovanshchina fit?

04.12.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that, when they were casting Sex and the City, wanted Trey's problem to be that he was the most boring person on the planet. And so they naturally cast the most delightful weirdo they could find.

04.12.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โฃ๏ธ

04.12.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to oblige.

04.12.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman wearing a plaid jacket and a white collar is standing next to a wall . ALT: a woman wearing a plaid jacket and a white collar is standing next to a wall .
04.12.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly need to be hit over the head with the Mahler Hammer SAD Lamp.

04.12.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way I could make that in like 5 minutes with very little troubleโ€ฆ

04.12.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(The Anna Netrebko Accountability Advent Calendar: Open each door to get a photo she wishes she hadnโ€™t taken, a quote she wishes she hadnโ€™t said, a melted chocolate PR statement, or a shattered candy apology.)

03.12.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just told a friend that I could fill out this entire Anna Netrebko Accountability Advent Calendar quite easily but it seemed like overkill and they responded that people in their 20s have no idea about half of her problematic moments and oh my god 2019 was six years ago

03.12.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almabubu

03.12.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Ultimate Classical Music Gift Guide for the Terminally Online and Historically-Burdened Because we've all read too much music theory to be merry.

Featuring:

โ€“ An Alma Mahler Labubu
โ€“ The Britten Seaside Trauma snow globe
โ€“ โ€œFratresโ€ for Cats
โ€“ The โ€œAnna Netrebko Accountabilityโ€ Advent Calendar
โ€“ Lushโ€™s โ€œShostakovich Panic Attackโ€ bath bomb

03.12.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Thank you!

03.12.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially given the meaning of that song.

03.12.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Je tรฉlรฉphone ร  Susan Sontag

03.12.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Musicologists: Can someone with an AMS Journal subscription help me out with a recent article that's not on JSTOR?

03.12.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it because Classic FM wrote about it and called me "twitter user Olivia Giovetti" not realizing I actually wrote for them some years before.

01.12.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that I got famous for sharing this in 2020 on Twitter.

01.12.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Batshit Classical Holiday Mixtape John Brown, Bertolt Brecht, and George Michael

Just going to leave this right here.

01.12.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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