Jesus Christ GO TO BED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
26.01.2026 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus Christ GO TO BED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
26.01.2026 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
Tell your boss to stand up for what he says. ICE *is* a bunch of terrorists thugs. They're LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE.
He needs to stop flip flopping, stop pandering to the right & to stop interviewing awful people like Ben Shapiro.
Oh & to stop being a transphobe.
Why am I bi but involved with an annoying cis dude?
I need a woman in my life.
I should be on a train right now. π©
07.01.2026 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to explain to someone that Iβm depressed when they donβt understand how or why Iβm depressed is really frustrating. I keep trying to tell them thereβs no rhyme or reasonβmy brain just sucks but theyβre not getting it.
06.01.2026 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm overstimulated and my brother wonβt shut up. Send help.
04.01.2026 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's incredible how certain people will ignore my texts for days but if I don't answer their texts within hours, they freak out. Love the double standard.
04.01.2026 06:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I cannot WAIT to get out of here for two weeks. Unfortunately it's not until next month.
02.01.2026 04:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom screwed up the lasagna because she forgot how to make lasagna... I figured I'd let her do her thing but she's losing it faster than I anticipated. And I need to go with her to doctor's appointments from now on because she's definitely not telling them everything.
25.12.2025 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many times do I have to tell my mom I don't want to hear anything about her Republican friends?
14.12.2025 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They can't even stay quiet for two minutes while I listen to my favorite song from Mary Poppins.
13.12.2025 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Of course I can't watch Mary Poppins in peace because my brother won't STFU. Ever.
I should have been in Boston this week. π
Well, she can't say, "I made a shit-ton of money thanks to insider trading and I'm dipping just in time for me to get my pension."
09.12.2025 16:01 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I keep forgetting about this account.
09.12.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice! (Sorry just seeing this)
08.12.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had my mom come down into Manhattan and help me out because there was no way I was going anywhere near that π€£
09.10.2025 05:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg lol
09.10.2025 04:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
RIP actor & Chicago native Ron Dean.
He interrogated Dr. Richard Kimble in THE FUGITIVE, he dropped Andy off at detention in THE BREAKFAST CLUB, he was shot by Harvey Dent in THE DARK KNIGHT, he was Marty Crane's poker buddy on FRASIER, and so much more.
My Henry did that once when I was up on Seaman Avenue. I wanted to die. π©
09.10.2025 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You can think the Yankees will be back next year, and they will. You can think they'll be better, and they might be.
It doesn't matter, because Aaron Boone will still be managing this team and as long as that's the case, they'll never go all the way.
Bah.
09.10.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bellinger will instead.
09.10.2025 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He didn't make the final out! Hooray!
09.10.2025 02:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh God, Judge is going to end the series.
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
Wait you mean the Yankees can hit lead off doubles?
09.10.2025 02:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fire him just for this.
09.10.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is one of my biggest baseball pet peeves.
09.10.2025 02:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Aaron Boone will never get fired.
09.10.2025 02:22 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Can someone shave George Springer's head while he's sleeping? He looks ridiculous.
09.10.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0