James K Patterson

Whenever Richard Tice posts about poppies, just remember that he and Oakeshott told you not to buy them last year.

YouTube video by BBC Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC

What do you mean... "you've never seen this before"?

Are you stark staring mad? Get your eyeholes around this NOW you FOOL!
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Raising the legs so the blood flows back to the heart and brain. Possibly he’s ex military. Nothing to see here - apart from everything to see here.

This seems to be last year?

‘Cos Starmer, ‘cos migrants, ‘cos forriners, ‘cos Angela Rayner bought a flat, ‘cos Tommeh…….they bombed me Granny……need I go on?

So far…..

Nigel Farage Says Minimum Wage Should Be Cut for Young People The Reform leader said cutting the minimum wage for young people would boost business, as he attacked plans to raise taxes on the wealthy

YOUNG PEOPLE. LISTEN UP.

Today Nigel Farage said the government should cut the minimum wage for young people

...to “raise aspiration” and “boost business"

It's £10ph FFS!

Lower your pay so you’ll dream bigger

DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

Spread far & wide.

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Yes, this! Context - where is the context from media outlets?

It’s incredibly sad that very few media outlets will put anything in context, and present any statistics. Sadly most people believe what they see and will chat shit about subjects they have no idea about. Keep calling out the BS - it’s all we can do.

This is great stuff from Labour!

Transformative policies put into action for military homes following years of neglect.

Never again say the Tories stand up for our forces. They failed to act for 14 years.

Only Labour will deliver these plans in full & give our forces the homes they deserve.

this graphic is everything. this is why people overestimate the prevalence of violent crime and terrorism and support punitive police measures.

they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.

Just a Bee, doing his thing!

But Zack said on the telly he wanted to leave NATO. He really did.

Why would election maps UK publish polling with such poor methodology? Pushing an agenda perhaps and losing credibility as you go?

Of course it can - it’s exceptionally good at being bad and needs a stronger regulator!

Nice - but the eagle is showing the left wing and the dove the right wing! However, this may be splitting birds!

Well played sir! Chapeau!

I sooo loved Monkey Island!

Ah, yes. Reform UK. "A movement built by real people." All smiling and clasping their hands in EXACTLY the same way.

I'd love to see the prompts that generated this.

<make them happier>
<make some of them young>
<make two of them - NO, don't want to upset Pochin - one of them black> ~AA

Renters Rights Bill - New Law No-fault evictions (Section 21) abolished for all tenancies. All tenancies converted to rolling (periodic) contracts. Advance rent limited to one month’s payment. Ban on rental bidding wars — landlords must advertise a set price. Ban on discrimination against tenants with children or benefits. “Decent Homes Standard” introduced for private rentals. Awaab’s Law extended — landlords must fix serious hazards quickly. Rent increases capped to once per year and open to tribunal challenge. National Private Renters Database to track landlords and property standards. Stronger enforcement powers for councils to act against bad landlords.

Labour demonstrating their commitment to ordinary people, living, working and contributing to Britain.

Protection given to all Renters is wide ranging and is now Law.

All renters will be safer.

Nice try, but his actual hands are smaller!

Farage: epic grifter

Simple- move the match to Wembley then.

Ha ha, joke pollsters.

Given FindOutNow polls keep making news it's worth saying a bit more about their methodology.

Unlike other online pollsters it doesn't use a panel of people who've signed up to do polls. Instead they ask a small number of Qs to people playing the Pick my Postcode lottery. (Thread)

There is no need for a moral panic about the UK's welfare system.

Far from perfect but recent discourse is nuts

Spending is controlled, not spiralling

Worklessness is near record lows

My column www.ft.com/content/ee67...

We want pics!!!

Forest have burned some energy this week away in Europe- thats gotta tell in the 2nd half?

So you want a ReForm government then? That’s what PR would give you now.

Oh dear @itvx.com ! How the hell did Coldwater end up with such a low credibility mess at the end. FFS! Why did none of the actors just call the police and have the writer arrested? Waste of time- 2nd series- not credible.