Time doesn't exist

(watching people at the zoo making fun of the dumb monkey who's throwing his own poop) You guys are only saying that because you disagree with the monkey politically. You have monkey derangement syndrome

Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"

I want 007 to be involved in trying to prevent the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand or something, dammit!

They could even get into background lore like how 007 the figure came to be and what crazy situation necessitated its creation. Go back in time and show us. MI6 started in 1909 and ramped up during World War 1. *slams fist on table* Make a period piece James Bond movie!

I actually could give a shit about James Bond but I think it would be cool if they expanded the universe or whatever by establishing that 007 is merely a code name for a particular special agent and has been used by many people throughout the history of MI6. Same with the other code names

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”

Hate to tell people this but our economy already requires most of us to be locked into debt slavery. Why do you think you can pay for a doordash burrito on Klarna or there are a plethora of payday loan apps

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

who up getting downright psychotic in their notes app

I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor

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It is officially time for the Democratic Party to stop wasting money on their out of touch consultant class, and start paying for insights from Bluesky posters named "<--- kill me" and "Kicked In The Farm Parts"

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

INTERESTING TIMES WITH ROSS DOUTHAT Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

Hes literally turning the White House into one of his gaudy hotels because he's sundowning and needs familiarity

Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

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You're goddamn right

Can you tell us what they are right about? I'm curious.

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

everybody bring your A game, think of it as a rehearsal for, you know,

God grant me the cash money to stunt on these two-bit suckers and marks

I hope Obama incites a mass hysteria of libbing out

Happy stankday