A quick post to note that I noticed that I haven't been posting and it's been great, so back to not posting now
12.01.2026 13:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A quick post to note that I noticed that I haven't been posting and it's been great, so back to not posting now
12.01.2026 13:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hope you can join us for three full days (June 2-4th, 2026) of great science in a beautiful setting!
20.10.2025 14:46 β π 19 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Very bad start to the day. I got Jeff Samardzija and Jake Arrieta confused on @immaculategrid.com. These two now join Jon Lester and John Lackey as commonly confused former Cubs pitchers with J names.
10.10.2025 10:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are reading that too!
08.10.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Reading this with my class today. I love this paper.
www.cell.com/current-biol...
Eight manuscripts in my editorial queue. Deep breaths.
23.09.2025 15:58 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Regretting not using this answer yesterday for a shot at @learnedleague.com best-wrong-answer glory:
After a series of high-profile incidents, in 2001 a table replaced a horse for future competitions in what Olympic event, per the broader sport's international rules federation?
HORSE TENNIS
If he had stayed healthy, this might have been right. What a game he had the other day.
20.09.2025 19:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oops
19.09.2025 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0PowerPoint will do this too, but I didn't have it turned on π
19.09.2025 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks!
18.09.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks! π€
18.09.2025 16:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For me it usually happens if I let the computer go to sleep overnight. Today it was I just went to get coffee and everything stopped working. I had tons of files open, so it was probably a memory thing.
18.09.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got it fixed, so I'm OK
18.09.2025 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This happened to me this morning while doing a last-minute revision of my promotion talk that I'm giving today, nbd
18.09.2025 15:48 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0If the wizards at Microsoft could make PowerPoint stop doing that thing where all of a sudden all your pictures disappear and you can't save your file and you lose three hours of work that would be great
18.09.2025 15:45 β π 79 π 1 π¬ 12 π 0Just found that the title of one my papers has been wrong on my CV for 18 years. The reviewers requested that we shorten it in the final revision and I forgot to change it on my CV when the paper went to press.
11.09.2025 14:08 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 075% of academia is writing reports and then writing other reports that report on the reports
29.08.2025 15:19 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 5 π 1Or they mean "I'm mad that the party I don't like is deciding how money gets spent"
09.07.2025 18:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's wild to me how the years run together. I didn't realize until I wrote it down on paper how much of the stuff I've done has been started as an associate professor.
09.07.2025 16:15 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0To PRofessor
09.07.2025 13:14 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I have been writing my statement for my promotion packet, and I think I now have managed to convince myself that I should be promoted.
09.07.2025 12:57 β π 47 π 1 π¬ 6 π 2Proposal: A Tex-Mex/Italian fusion restaurant called Fajitaboudit
08.07.2025 00:20 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#1: The Fourth of July is a holiday about opposition to monarchy, and as a nation, we should probably get back to that
03.07.2025 15:35 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Also, I want a button to auto-archive all the threads I have already responded to but forgot to archive. This is always 75% of my inbox clog when I get behind.
03.07.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AI is everywhere. Why can't it read my email backlog and make me a priority list of which ones to deal with first? I would prefer this to the distracting auto-suggestions of words I don't actually want to type.
03.07.2025 15:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Good to see you and sorry I didn't catch you again at the social!
29.06.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will be in Cleveland for sure!
27.06.2025 03:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The recording of my IDEA talk is up on the #Evol2025 YouTube channel, and I've thrown that together with a PDF copy of the slide deck and a bibliography: lab.jbyoder.org/2025/06/21/a...
21.06.2025 22:54 β π 93 π 40 π¬ 1 π 0
My @asn-amnat.bsky.social Presidents Address for #Evol2025 is now available on YouTube:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=soPd...