@noaharenstein.bsky.social
Court Street Grocers/S&P/Elbow Bread. I frequently teach about agave spirits and occasionally write. Hospitality Attorney. Brooklyn.
I hate this city, and the people who make up it's rich tapestry
CUOMO 2025
the Antikythera mechanism has been discovered concealed inside a Moon Pie. be careful parents
Parents please check your children's Halloween candy carefully. my kids found the Antikythera mechanism hidden inside a Moon Pie
23.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I got all 4 no problem!
31.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greatest city in the world! (All 5 of our locations are currently flooding)
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Seeing quite a few prolapsed umbrellas in beautiful NYC today!
30.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about transitioning into the mobile dent repair business
27.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0About 20 years ago I was in grad school and a friend and I met up here for dinner. After smoking a joint in the car, we sat down in the restaurant without having any idea about the theme. When the animatronics came to life we both lost our minds.
27.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Easy one: People don’t have pictures of relatives who were murdered by demons.
26.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 4035 🔁 660 💬 228 📌 49Elote Squirrel!
25.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Probably the first comment I’ve posted on fb in 10 years.
24.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️
23.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 197 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 2
The content I crave
21.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The best bar in the world, for me at least, is Pare de Sufrir in Guadalajara.
21.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Long Island Bar is simply the best bar in NYC.
21.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m obviously biased, but the knishes at Elbow Bread are the best ever and it’s not even close.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/t...
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
18.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 7013 🔁 1326 💬 13 📌 20
mamdani: we should improve society somewhat cuomo: yet i am a hypocrite sex pest! curious!
cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell
09.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 5666 🔁 1051 💬 21 📌 13
every one of these names sounds like a very drunk person very earnestly trying to tell you which stop to get off at
17.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 184 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 9Drove by this yesterday and was bummed to see they had fixed the sign.
16.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can never unsee The Pinchy
16.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not the leftist podcast we need, just the leftist podcast we deserve.
16.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A catalog model man wearing red plaid pajamas in front of a Christmas scene. He is smiling and looking to the side, while holding the edge of one sleeve in an incredibly unnatural manner
Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just holding my cuff in a tiny way. Call this move The Pinchy
08.12.2024 00:15 — 👍 743 🔁 83 💬 27 📌 2🫡🫡🫡 my pleasure!
13.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."
Now more than ever it is important to find community.
12.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 1285 🔁 118 💬 32 📌 10We are making CSG T shirts. I’ll send you one!
12.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0LOL. Phebe’s is brutal
12.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are currently watching some kind of stream of a bengals fan doing play by play in front of a green screen on YouTube.
12.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love to explain how nfl blackout rules work to my parents visiting from Cincinnati. Yes mom, I understand you could watch the game when you were in Puerto Rico last weekend because that was an MNF game. No, you’re not connected to your Wi-Fi at home.
12.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, both Louis CK *and* Woody Allen have books out! It really feels like we're living through a literary renaissance! Wait, sorry, I get my words mixed up sometimes. I meant to say, it's like we're living through a Hieronymus Bosch painting of unaccountable humdrum pervs!
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