The Last of Ann 🌿

date night fit date night fit date night fit 🖤

The way my knees crack when I walk up and down the stairs is simply not fair for a 32 year old woman.

“Okay, the post nut clarity has kicked in and I don’t want a Danhausen tshirt anymore”

Boyfriend and I have been playing The Mortuary Assistant together and I’m SO excited to just stay in tonight and do nothing else 😍

I hate that I feel like I’m so angry or tired or overstimulated all the time. It’s just that…I am. But I’m also ✨full of whimsy✨

Etsy!!

his bitch, my jerk 😘

@cleverboyplays.bsky.social

Parenting is quite literally your child coming up to you and saying “Wow! I really like this yummy food!” then 30 seconds later, “I just don’t LIKE THISSSSS. I DONT WANNA EAT IT”

So sick of grown adults taking their problems out on everyone else instead of just GOING TO THERAPY

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a girl know what she likes

So respectful 🥰

@annula6970.bsky.social: “Thanks for coming up from sucking my titty to ask me questions about my favorite movie, Interstellar!”

Date night!!! (videos games and grilled cheese)

@cleverboyplays.bsky.social

remember when we were little and our parents would use their taxes for things like vacations and now we have to use them for basic essentials, like ✨groceries✨

thank you bby!!!

literally my last two therapy sessions have been like: “hey so i cried the whole day and was really grumpy with my boyfriend yesterday and i also didn’t eat my first meal until midnight. could there possibly be a correlation here” and she looks at me with SEVERE disappointment

I’m playing Baldurs Gate 3 again

You know your partner’s the one when they’re telling you how beautiful you are, even while you’re covered in Pop-Tart crumbs and they’re helping you find the string cheese you dropped on yourself

“YOU NEVER LET ME SING ABOUT SEX ROBOTS”

Weighed myself today for the first time in over a month because Ive been too scared to. Im down over 11lbs in a month because I keep forgetting to eat. ADHD problems 🥲

“you were too grumpy to eat so i had to fuck the famine out of you. you made me put your donuts away.”

Just a 32 year old mom who actually changed out of her sweats today.

thank you sunshine! 🩷

Hey 👋

I love you 🩷

there’s nothing like waking up on a saturday morning with coffee, snuggles, and BG3 🩷

sitting on the couch folding laundry, looking up car insurance rates, and writing procedural articles for work all at the same time. Clearly I’m managing my ADHD well.

it’s like he doesn’t find me attractive anymore

the city is falling and we're saying it's all good 🫡🫡