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Cookerwatch - Twitch @6pm American drama : @7.30pm Treasurer's debate : @9pm more drama

I'm streaming the Treasurer's debate at 7.30pm.

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I have no idea what Guru thinks but Botterill was tipped off and was able to get a copy of the recorded space. This is do know 😂

Oh me too. 😂

I must try to do better. Honestly if I had to chose between Luke and Guru I’d d chose Guru

The very same guy.

I know!! I had zero to do with any of it except try to warn the dumb fucker that this would happen.

I get the blame but I have zero to do with it. This is just so funny to me. Wrong target 😂😂

Busted!!

He is in court for a defamation case where he allowed Luke McKee to defame David Botteril. David is unafraid to take people to court for defamation and has done so successfully. No idea why he mentioned me in court but it’s funny because I had nothing to do with it. I’d love a transcript though.

This is funny. I did nothing but he still can’t get me off his mind.

ah....

#serenity

Nice one!

Good list if you are a cooker watcher.

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Oooh yes I’m just learning about this.

This is helpful. I learned some Bluesky lore finally.

Is it like being invited to join the Illuminati? Coz someone already did that and I’m set for an interview next week.

Probably not that much time but appreciate the link 😛

“The Great Elder Dramas”. What was this?

Yes but the still have no idea what it means.

I feel like I’m missing out on some great origin story, a battle between good and evil that is deserving of being preserved by memes, but it would seem not.

What is the “Bluesky lore” I keep hearing about? Someone fill me in.

Picture of a worm driving a car with words: the worm in RFK jrs brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

I AM DECEASED.

Zookeeper: "Sir...?"
Zoo Boss: "I swear, if the next thing out of your mouth isn't 'We brought the monkeys back,'" then I'm going to slap you."
Keeper, visibly conflicted
Boss: "Fine, what is it?"
Keeper: "We lost the emus."
Boss:

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🚨 new episode 🚨

It's time to catch up on what's been happening in the freedom movement....

From strikes, to fights, to impending doom....with a special appearance by one of our favourites

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Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X' His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."

I wanted to remove tweets before today and his AI got a hold of them. Then I realised I have done nothing but be honest about Elon, so maybe it's not a bad thing. Especially after this. It has to make you laugh.

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😂😂😂

I know! Hilarious 😂😂

I hate to send you to Twitter but you have to read this thread.

It’s amazing.

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