Prayers up to the kids whose dad just lost their college tuition because the coin toss was heads.
08.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Prayers up to the kids whose dad just lost their college tuition because the coin toss was heads.
08.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
For half a second, I thought the Patriots were being introduced by Jeff Epstein. And it would have made sense, honestly.
08.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
29.05.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next week on the Amazing Racist
17.05.2025 01:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DAY ONE ON NIGHT ONE #YEET
#WrestleMania
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
15.04.2025 02:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
26.03.2025 20:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
18.03.2025 21:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Tide Pods
14.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
09.03.2025 07:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
09.03.2025 00:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
08.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
06.03.2025 03:46 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Okay, fellas, where we dropping?”
05.03.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
03.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
28.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I miss football.
10.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
09.02.2025 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A great man once said “Know your role and shut your mouth.”
07.02.2025 08:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
24.12.2024 20:03 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.
09.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That’s the most Chicago Bears way to lose I have ever seen.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Game show idea:
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
