Proof i'm 6'3" to all you naysayers!!!
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Proof i'm 6'3" to all you naysayers!!!
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Picture of me with bed hair wild all over the place.
Went to bed with wet hair. Got the body but gonna have to work on the style.
09.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually preferred so I can keep some for later.
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Gif from the Good Place. Tahani looking at Jason and saying, "Gosh, you're pretty." I think she's a little drunk.
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A picture of a cat really close to the camera with a look of squinting horror. Or perhaps yearning. Or confusion.
Yearning
09.02.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sweat into a glass so I can drink it.
09.02.2025 09:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign me up.
04.02.2025 10:24 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This SUNDAY!! PAY PER VIEW!!!
04.02.2025 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't want to say *it* so i won't but I will say something like.... I wonder if this is how those people in those houses who were hiding those other people felt in the 1940s.
03.02.2025 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No oreos for you
03.02.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SAVE US PLIMBO AMEN
03.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're like... you know... about yay big. Um. Like birds but not?
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Only when you snitch on your fellow adhders.
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I'm gonna make your face a ringside seat.
03.02.2025 04:09 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 07/10
01.02.2025 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember when Margaret Thatcher died and people were singing "ding dong the witch is dead"? What song are we singing next time a piece of shit dies? Just so I can get it queued up on spotify.
01.02.2025 07:34 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Would you settle for a debt-free, average looking australian who is actually really into seasons 1 to 9 of the Simpsons. Also I have a boyfriend but he's cool.
01.02.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I'm saying is if we bullied some of these adults when they were kids, they wouldn't have the confidence to be this stupid.
01.02.2025 05:42 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Youngest and neglected so now I'm uncomfortable when anyone pays attention to me but I also desperately need it so I have an internal war happening constantly.
31.01.2025 06:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump just signed an executive order for all of you to wear crocs with American flag jibbitz.
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Filming a documentary on how much of a little bitch you are. They asked me to be interviewed because you sicken me and I can most eloquently list your failures.
30.01.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stopping wars with them titties.
30.01.2025 10:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ayyyyyyyy that's my girl! Whippin them out in these trying times. Lifting all our spirits.
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Doing a photoshoot with the 14 eggs I have to show off my wealth like a Russian dating app girl shows off her indoor toilet.
I am wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, Americans. Look at all my eggs. I might feed one to my dog. Seethe.
Now that I can swear, I'm gonna tell you you're a little fucking slut for this.
You made me come to bluesky, so now you're gonna get called names.