Sassy Tea Lady

I get random emails sometimes that are for firstlast@gmail, but my email is actually first.last@gmail. Gmail ignores periods, so technically those are both my email.

Sorry other person with my name, I got the email first, you probably have some numbers in yours that you keep forgetting to use!

We need a law and order type show, where there's a kind of split show format with cops part first, then the attorneys' part next.

But after the cop stuff in the first half, the attorney part is all the civil suits from abuse and slander, and Brady violation losses in criminal courts.

My threshold for bad vibes blocking is so low that I blocked a ton of people in December for saying Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

Zero time in my life for bad vibes.

There's a local nonprofit that has a sober living treatment space that is on a farm, and they have bees on the farm.

I am taking over as the beekeeper! I get to mentor the residents who want to learn beekeeping and manage the hives!!

I can't have my own hives (urban living) so this is a dream!!

This is the best thing on the internet today.

I'm making a to-do list for spring hive management for the bees at Blanchet Farm!!

Actually getting a little teary eyed writing it all out; I wasn't sure I'd ever be able to have bees again and I can't wait to meet the ladies.

This is now a bee account, you have been warned.

An office building that has big huge letters on the side that say "Six and Geving"

I had to drive by this building in Colorado all the time and it will never not be Sex and Giving in my brain.

STACK HAS DIMPLES AND SMOKE DOES NOT AND MICHAEL B JORDAN DID THAT WITH HIS FACE NOT MAKEUP AND WTAF GIVE HIM TWO OSCARS.

The back end of an e-bike in a kitchen that has a black Schwinn bike trailer attached to the back of it

About to move on to the next level of carfree ebike living!

Little boys have great taste in desserts.

Danger paws!

Perfect alt text.

Hey, you're a fascist and a bigot.

The fact that the "no face diapers!!!!!" crowd got normalized, got to bully their way to respectability, got to win, honestly, makes me just white hot with anger.

We let those people decide our future.

And now here we are, living the future they decided for us.

I'm just saying that if you have hot water on demand, you should get yourself a shower stool and on Sunday evenings get yourself a refreshing beverage and sit on your shower stool and drink a refreshing beverage and fiddle about on your phone in your own mini spa.

"and of course really stupid. Ridiculous humor" " Google added that period, Not me" "Lolol" "Lolol" "You're using voice to text in the shower?" "Of course, my hands are wet"

Shower texting.

Every 10 seconds of this video is just going "Tom, no, you've already done enough, we love you, you can stop. You can stop!"

But he doesn't ever stop and it just gets better and better until the death drop flip at the end.

CHEESECAKE. HAMANTASCHEN.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

I am getting the ingredients for this to try this week, can't wait!

Can't have hot dog carts everywhere if there's no where to sit and eat the hot dogs, Green'll be all over this!

I don't eat indoors, and I'm part of a group of about 600 other locals who also don't eat indoors. Ever.

Every restaurant that is forced to remove their outdoor seating is one more local business that gets none of our money.

Do we know which government group is forcing the removals to fight it?

That's some good shit.

I keep my bike in my apartment, and can't fathom doing anything different. I wish I could trust "secure storage" in an apartment, but I see residents just fob the elevator for anyone holding a bag of food, so...

And I've been meaning to go on a TNR since I got my bike and just haven't made it. Maybe this year will be it, haha.

It's so good!!!

An e-bike that is got all kinds of lights in the basket and the wheels. It's very colorful.

An Eldritch beast that is all lit up in downtown Portland

Had to stop and get a photo of my own bike, along with the Eldridge beast guarding downtown.

In other news, Bar Bar is showing labyrinth on their projector and we can't leave until it ends, so.

a woman is knocking on a door with a lion 's head . Alt: A door knocker that is a goblin face, who normally holds the knocker in his mouth but doesn't want to. So Sarah holds his nose, so he has to breathe and open his mouth and she shoves the knocker back in his mouth

My partner just said "ACAB includes all the goblins trying to stop Sarah from getting her baby brother" and he's not wrong.

This is the best thing on the internet today. I really recommend reading the article.