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Rage Against the MAGA Machine

@mahanimal.bsky.social

Guitar enthusiast 🎸 | Anti fascist 🚫 | Cat dad 😸 | Tortured Minnesota sports fan 🐺 β€œI think we’re all a bunch of weirdos on a quest to belong” - Aesop Rock

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Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

Donald Trump is a pedophile

21.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Listen closely to every word of this

19.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10640    πŸ” 4941    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 319
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I mean, literally the oldest president sworn in at the time of inauguration. In a country famously chock full of old guys at the helm… makes sense.

18.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ACAB until it’s NoCAB

18.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
18.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twins fan here, incredibly relatable lol

18.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been anti-fascist since the moment I learned what fascism was.

Like, I was probably in 7th or 8th grade social studies and the teacher explained what it was and in that moment I was like β€œwhoa that’s really bad. I’m anti that.”

18.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bears Front Office: β€œThanks for hanging in there through some of the worst years in franchise history over the last decade+

Now that we had a good season and there’s some hope swirling about, how’s about a lot more money to be able to come see us play?! Too bad you don’t have a choice lol losers”

18.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fiance has grown weary of my vocal stim being β€œBONE DIGGER BONE DIGGER”

18.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so, can Congress please do something about the DOJ STILL breaking the law with the Epstein files?

At some point law either matters or it doesn’t.

18.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Help. I literally cannot stop listening to β€œYou Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon.

18.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about this question is… my answer changes every time I scour another album.

I think my answer would be β€œHere Comes The Sun”… in this moment.

18.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for the day he’s decorating his shitty kids’ mantles

16.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, as a matter of fact Liz, it does NOT seem fair!

It would be pretty neat if we had some sort of officials that were elected to affect such changes.

16.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute garbage @kellen.bsky.social the double standard kinda slaps the reader in the face here pal!

16.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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$4 BILLION β€” So corrupt.

There is no debating this. Anyone who says otherwise is telling on themselves.

16.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17150    πŸ” 5333    πŸ’¬ 536    πŸ“Œ 223
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16.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or something Joe Pesci mutters in Home Alone

16.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s my 🐐 right there πŸ₯Ή

15.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimately. I see too many people out here still trying to find themselves their perfect personal hand selected candidate, we’re past purity tests at this point.

Step one is voting out the absolute brain rot GOP/MAGA. All of them. Across the board. They need to be wholly rejected and embarrassed

15.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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36 years old seems young to win the oldest skeleton competition.

15.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s gonna be illegal to oppose the federal government unlawfully detaining and murdering citizens?

What the fuck are we even doing anymore.

PUT ME ON THE LIST DOG KILLER KRISTI I OPPOSE ICE.

15.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve tried celebrity presidents. A few too many times now. No thanks.

15.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this bimbo still have a job?

14.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hating the Lakers has never been easier

14.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This psychopath has caused measles outbreaks thanks to his anti-vax rhetoric πŸ™ƒ

14.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of β€œstiff” competition at the Olympics this year

This probably shoulda stayed in the Drafts folder.

13.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a job-terminatingly bad thing to threaten people with.

13.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0