— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself at the very least, even if this isn't your usual choice of scenery.

I'm sure you understand that my options are rather.. limited.

[ It's an awkward confession, but he couldn't have Whiskers think he was deliberately cheaping out on him on his birthday. ]

// he is depressed because he murdered your son okay be nice to him

[ He sighs, staring off across the street. ]

.. No, no. It's fine, your company was just unexpected.

Sentimental idiot..

[ Patches scoffs, taking the pot and sitting it next to him on the bench. ]

I don't owe you any details about my love life, and besides.. heartbreak would be the least grievous crime I've committed.

[+]

What?

That's.. good. I'm glad to hear you're doing well.

[ Patches shifts in his seat awkwardly. Was he always so bad at small talk? ]

.. Felix? Ugh, of course he is.

[ He rolls his eyes, huffing as he glanced away. At least Ginger's mention of Felix gave him an excuse to be his usual bitchy self. ]

.. What?

I'm Patches, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[ He smiles, his suspicions confirmed as he extends his paw out to the other, deciding it would just be best to leave out the fact that he's already met a different version of them. ]

Are you from here? I don't believe I've ever seen you around.

[ Patches was walking by from down the street, just minding his business as a rock lands near his paw. ]

[ He stops in his tracks, looking up at Reese with a smirk as he cocks his head at her. ]

That's not a very polite way to introduce yourself, you know.

Quit soul reading me.

If only..

Ah? Well, I'm glad you're unharmed.

[ He pauses, tilting his head slightly as he tries to get a better look at the vaguely familiar dog before him. ]

Do you have a name, then? I don't think we've ever met before.

Could use less of *him*, but otherwise it's very nice.

[ For a brief moment Patches' eyes flash with barely contained rage, only stopping as he cocks an eyebrow at the strange blue dog. ]

Well now, somebody seems to be in quite the rush. Are you alright?

[ He brushes himself off, flashing Kris a patient smile as he awaits their response. ]

I.. suppose I could stay for a moment.

[ He hesitates for a moment before taking a seat next to her, sitting there awkwardly. ]

.. Well then.. how have you been adjusting, Ginger?

koda

okok i swear i'll get to writing here tomorrow, I've been super busy as of late but I've finally cleared everything else up

.. Yes, it's just me.

[ He barely manages to stop himself from rolling his eyes at the awful nickname, too busy trying to keep his composure together. ]

Did I? Aha.. you have my apologies.

.. Should I just see myself out, then?

Me? I would never.

despicable idea: put up a garage sale advertisement sign for a house that will have no garage sale

// .

okay fine then we split the bill

// hey you should be the one buying me dinner

like do you know how much ground I'm gonna have to cover? show a little respect smh

// IM NOT KILLING YOU???

// I know your timezone and a general region.. one day you WILL hear a "hello puppies" when you're out and about..

// I WILL FIND YOU.

gotta get moving again

❤️ + ♻️'S APPRECIATED.

DARK THEMES PRESENT.

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koda

patches is,,, lost media?

[ Unfortunately enough, Patches just so happened to be the one to stumble across her. ]

[ He freezes up behind her, contemplating whether or not it would be better for him to just turn around and leave before he was spotted to try and spare them both the awkwardness of conversation. ]

Eugh, agreed. The world could do without those disgusting pests.