Alex

Perhaps it was a mistake to let the head of the UAE’s state-owned oil company run the UN’s climate conference

Omg you look so good! The hair is amazing 😍

Someone at uni said I look great for my age when she found out how old I am. What does she think 30 is supposed to look like??? 😂

He's much spookier lit up!

Look at my tiny pumpkin he's very cute and kind of lopsided 🎃

Please say sike...

Just sitting in my car outside my counselling place and I swear my councillor just bonked my car with his bike 😂

Now on AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/50762296

Thanks! ☺️

"Hey," Kylo called out, and he scrambled to follow Hux to the bathroom. "Wait for me!"

THE END

"We should shower," Hux said at length. "We're filthy."

"Who's we?" Kylo grinned. "You're the one covered in come lube."

"Fine," Hux said. He extracted himself from Kylo's arms and got to his feet, only wobbling slightly as he started walking away. "I'll shower by myself then."

Just as he was about to pull away Hux moaned against his lips and started to kiss him back. He pulled Hux closer and wrapped his arms around his waist, as Hux threaded his fingers through Kylo's hair.

After a few moments they pulled apart, breathless.

"Hey, I've done some weird shit when I'm horny," Kylo replied. "No judgement."

Hux huffed and pouted. Kylo thought it was cute, so he threw caution to the wind and kissed him. For a few heartstopping moments Hux didn't respond, making Kylo think that he'd fucked up.

"Also I gotta say that seeing you in that machine was the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life," Kylo said with a smirk.

Hux rolled his eyes. "I cannot believe you caught me using it, I've never been so embarrassed."

"I was perfect a second ago," Hux said, with a tone of mock indignation. Kylo could have sworn he saw the beginnings of a smile creep onto Hux's face.

"Ha!" Kylo laughed. "Perfectly flawed, I guess."

Hux elbowed him in the ribs, but it was far too gentle to actually hurt.

Kylo laughed, but the scowl on Hux's face made him stop.

"Look," Kylo said. "Despite your many flaws, I like you the way you are, have done for ages. And building a machine to fuck you because you didn't want to have an awkward conversation is a very you thing to do."

Kylo cupped Hux's chin and turned his face towards him so he had no choice but to look him.

"Fucking. Perfect." He said again, this time with intent.

"Don't be absurd, Ren, I have humiliated myself, how can you say that?" Hux snapped, sounding more like his usual self. Clearly he was recovering.

Hux shook his head, but he refused to make eye contact, his eyes cast downwards. "Not more than I wanted you to."

"You're fucking perfect aren't you?" Kylo said. He probably shouldn't have, but it just slipped out. Hux stayed silent, still seemingly intent on avoiding Kylo's gaze.

"Hux," Kylo panted. "Are you... okay?"

Hux only groaned in response. Kylo forced himself to move, his arms and legs not wanting to co-operate. He pulled out of Hux and moved to sit on the floor, bringing Hux along with him and pulling him into his lap.

"I didn't hurt you, did I?" he asked.

When Kylo finally stopped he fell forwards and caught himself with arms braced either side of Hux. His cock was softening now, but it was still buried inside Hux. It took him a few seconds before he could catch his breath.

And just like that he was coming, his vision blurring, his hips twitching erratically, and moans he could not contain fell from his mouth.

He could hear Hux gasping underneath him, culd feel him twitching around his cock, it was too much.

"Gonna claim you," Kylo growled. "Gonna make you mine."

He was sweating beneath his clothes, but it was too late to take them off, at that moment there wasn't anything in the galaxy that could have stopped him. His hair was plastered to his sweaty forehead, obscuring his view of his cock fucking into Hux's hole, and pushed it back with a growl.

Kylo laid Hux back down on the padded section of the machine and gripped his hips firmly. He was so close now, his orgasm building in the pit of his stomach. He used the leverage he had on Hux's hips to fuck into him even deeper, his thrusts frantic and erratic.

Hux screamed incoherently, his whole body convulsing as he came into Kylo's hand. Kylo stroked him through it, not stopping until he had squeezed out the last drop of come and Hux's body had become boneless in his arms.

Kylo could feel himself getting close, he was grunting in Hux's ear with every thrust. He just had to hold out for a few more minutes, he needed to feel Hux come around him. He tightened his grip on Hux's cock and added a twist to the upstroke, while he used his free hand to pinch Hux's nipples.

Hux's body jerked in Kylo's arms, and his hands flew backwards to grab Kylo's tights, his nails digging into the fabric of his trousers. Kylo chuckled and he started to move his fist in time with his thrusts. Hux squirmed and rocked his hips forward into Kylo's fist, and back onto his cock.

"Please," Hux whined. His eyes were still closed, his head still resting on Kylo's shoulder as if he didn't have the strength to lift it.

"You beg so pretty," Kylo groaned, and finally wrapped his hand around Hux's cock.

With one arm wrapped around Hux's waist to keep him pressed against him, Kylo ran his fingers through the sparse hair at the base of Hux's shaft, then moved lower to cup his balls. Hux's cock pulsed, pre-come mixing with his drying spend.

"Good boy," Kylo said, in awe at the debauched sight.

He pulled his finger from Hux's mouth and let his hands wander lower, over his hips and down his thighs. Hux thrust his hips forwards and whined in frustration as Kylo deliberately avoided Hux's achingly hard cock.