so let the clean up crew just come eat me alive

/staring directly at Joe Torre’s blank face/

A screenshot of a text message from my mother. A picture of a Hot Topic and the text message “Any requests for a tee lol”

My mom gets it was never a phase

Yeah that’s my point, and I was raised catholic too. Never sat right with me and I tried to get out, parents wanted me to finish at least my confirmation and then I could be done with it. I never saw the Ten Commandments as anything more than how to be a good person, wrapped in a religious pretense.

Free Dunkin’ coffee and sandwich/donut too at every one like it’s a marathon.

Time for the New Jersey GP to actually be a thing?

here's a post for the few followers i have from FZD
you will only understand this if you have been around FZD

Not to repost this kind of stuff, but as someone who grew up in the Catholic Church, went through it all and always felt like it was a cult from the start… holy. Shit.

It would, to anyone else. But to Christians they were told by their god it’s their duty to do what they’re doing, in order to get into heaven.

Someone tell me what Chris Drury has on this franchise that he’s stuck around for this long, after the way his career ended with what I remember being an awful captaincy and ever-declining performance.

Love the fact that on Friday, my phone decided to end some of my infinite repeat reminders and I was so out of it all weekend I didn't realize until this morning.

Two pans of baked banana bread in bread pans sitting on top of a white stove. There are chocolate & butterscotch chips baked into the bread.

The kids wanted bananas and then of course ate none of them, and I’ve never made banana bread before so figured why the hell not. Chocolate & butterscotch chip banana bread it is.

Geez Arsenal you didn’t have to go and do it like that but alright. Raya just an absolute brick wall.

A screenshot from Songkick Joyce Manor with Saturdays At Your Place Sunday, June 7 Toad's Place, New Haven, CT, US We don't know about face value tickets yet.

Oh fuck yes. Especially considering the other time SAYP are playing CT with Kerosene Heights I’m going to miss.

Golden Boot leader Julian Hall

F-Zero 99 Season 2 Elite Leaderboard. Showing my rank of 1,372, the Blue Falcon with a Red/White/Black striped pattern. Player Level 550. S40 Rival Rank, progress bar approximately halfway through. 568 Races run. On the right side is the overall leaderboard.

Far enough into S40 to post this. Been working on metagame, crusing through the ranks while we do it.

Friday 5x5

Lmaoooooooooooo

Finally had time to listen to the new American Football and now I'm crying along with everyone else.

The same Tisch family that's currently being "looked into" by the NFL because one of them were found in the files, and not a peep has been said since? What a surprise.

To be fair now that you said it, I don’t think they’re even worthy of a Hood ice cream cup.

Now tell them their g-spot is in their ass and watch them all get offended and have a heart attack.

They probably got those tiny cup ice creams with the wooden "spoon" for dessert afterwards too.

From the rangers community on Reddit: NY Rangers’ Ron Duguay's Family Launches GoFundMe Amid Cancer Battle Explore this post and more from the rangers community

This is how I find out Ron Duguay is dating Sarah Palin. Maybe he needs to take a page out of Scott Adams' playbook. What a fuckhead.

Like when I ask someone to "take a screenshot on teams" and I get a text message with a picture of their laptop. I just... uhhhhhhhhhh.

F-Zero 99 Records Screen Total Races by Machine - Blue Falcon (2760), Golden Fox (3523), Wild Goose (2360), Fire Stingray (1871) Total Wins by Machine - Blue Falcon (79), Golden Fox (60), Wild Goose (53), Fire Stingray (64) Best Elite Rank - End of Season (1,595) F-ZERO 99 CAREER STATS Highest Rank By Machine - Blue Falcon (1), Golden Fox (1), Wild Goose (1), Fire Stingray (1) Total Race Entries - 3944 Total Wins - 126 GRAND PRIX CAREER STATS Total Race Entries - 1221 Total Wins - 18

F-Zero 99 Records Screen (continued) Total Playtime - 285:29:31 Total KOs - 3859 Rivals Defeated - 20102 Total Boosts - 86821 Total Super Boosts - 9370 Total Spin Attacks - 213149 Total Super Sparks Collected - 842229 Total Lucky Bumper Points Earned - 4750 Total Crash Outs - 1313 % Voted for Winning Track - 58 %

Nintendo Online game stats F-Zero 99 in-game icon shown F-ZERO 99 Played for 865 hour(s) or more

In-game stats

YouTube video by terrrrrible F-Zero 99 - Golden Fox Mirror Ace League - Meteor Spark Event!

Had some time the other day to do some meta research, and oh boy have I been playing totally wrong for... 285 hours now? Now to see how we do during FZD events this weekend.

FINALLY after 13 years at this place (18 total if I count my IT job); I’m gonna get out of doing service work and into programming and engineering shit. Need something engaging to do cause if I have to step someone through the same basic shit one more day that icepick lobotomy was sounding real nice

Various screenshots from my tiktok accounts showing multiple F-Zero 99 videos

Various screenshots from my tiktok accounts showing multiple F-Zero 99 videos

Nintendo can’t figure out how to have two flagship racing games, even though they pretty much killed their premier one this gen. Also why advertise the game when players can just do it for them.

2nd MP after a race 1 crash out had ~75 people in it.

*sniff* it’s… beautiful.