hard to believe we all knew mario was a plumber but we just let him practice medicine anyway, like "guy's definitely a doctor. it's fine. he's got a bag of pills." it was a different time.
04.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 99 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0hard to believe we all knew mario was a plumber but we just let him practice medicine anyway, like "guy's definitely a doctor. it's fine. he's got a bag of pills." it was a different time.
04.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 99 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0Putting some fresh topics in the crock pot this morning so by the evening I’ll have bangers so sick they just fall right off the chain
18.01.2026 13:15 — 👍 86 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0
ACAB.
All Cats Are Baby
Be the etsy witch you wish to see in the world
27.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Guardian headline: World's longest-married couple reveals key to a lasting relationship: 'We love each other'
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
meme reading are you looking for a way out of wage slavery? do you want to work in a fast paced and fun environment? welcome to the new and exciting world of SHITPOSTING *make $50 annually *no benefits *recieve death threats regularly *spread Communist propaganda *alienate old friends *upset your mom
Bsky is now accepting applications
07.02.2024 23:17 — 👍 761 🔁 176 💬 10 📌 8I've not seen anyone get their dicks out for Harambe in quite some time, but somehow we still wonder where it all went wrong.
02.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
You're telling me these balls are based?
19.09.2025 15:41 — 👍 42 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 2If I call someone a fuckin piece of trash, it's meant lovingly. Try explaining that to HR though.
12.09.2025 18:20 — 👍 49 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0
The greatest movie ever made was released 30 years ago today: youtu.be/Rn2cf_wJ4f4?...
16.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
'La chamade' (1968) dir: Alain Cavalier Catherine Denuve saying I even told you I'm not made for work. It was making me sick. It was making me ugly
#MondayMood
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
13.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 33257 🔁 7027 💬 167 📌 119
Make a band singular
1 Non Blonde
Calls for civility are often weaponized by abusers, by bigots, by those who would oppress you. If it is considered impolite to speak out against dishonor, then it is time for a true warrior to be rude.
15.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 542 🔁 206 💬 8 📌 6
A MIDI to HACK THE PLANET to.
🔊🎵💾🌎
(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
My FBI agent when I unlock my phone in the morning. So, the nightmare begins again. Sad cat with cig
11.09.2025 10:22 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1happy Ted Cruz Faved Porn day to all who celebrate
11.09.2025 10:56 — 👍 120 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1Just another totally normal day on BlueSky.
10.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 42 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1Do you even "yes and" bro?
07.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 56 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0Though once a brilliant scientist, everything changed for Jeremiah McCheese the day he stepped into the teleportation pod still clutching his burger.
03.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 73 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0My dream house has a bathtub deep enough for the water to cover my boobs and my knees at the same time
03.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 65 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 1Blocking me will give you post-nut clarity
29.08.2025 06:06 — 👍 24 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 2
Instagram cooking account: here's how to make the most amazing sausage egg and cheese sandwich!
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
greetings, new followers
24.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 156 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1Today I’m going to skeet like no one is reading them.
23.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 33 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1
Happy birthday, "Pump Up the Volume" youtu.be/uo-km-qfJe8?...
22.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A drunk man outside my motel last night kindly informed me that this place poopin' piss the shits and that is a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life
26.07.2025 19:10 — 👍 90 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 0
