Bryan J. Hawk

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Superman no context spoilers.

Happy birthday to this tremendous goober! Nacho is 4!

PSA: If you are having a party, and N@zis show up, and you don't immediately tell them to get the f#ck outta there, then you are now hosting a N@zi party. The same principle holds with political parties.

There’s always next season. #rockchalk #jayhawks #kubball #kufball

Yikes. This #kubball team is not very good.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain. #chiefs #chiefskingdom

Scene from Thomas the Tank Engine: Henry the train is bricked up in a tunnel.

"Wait a minute... There's no amontillado here..."

I mean, do you think Elmo has the brains to manifest a giant Psychic Space Squid in NYC in order to shock the world into world peace??!?!No fucking way.

When evil billionaires took over the country, I thought it would be someone cool, smart, and/or menacing like Viktor Von Doom, Lex Luthor, Norman Osbourn, Ozymandias, or The Kingpin. Instead, we're stuck with these FUCKING DORKS.

I hasn’t looked pretty all season, but this team just knows how to win. Each phase contributed to this win. #chiefs #chiefskingdom

Finally some signs of life from the #Chiefs offense. #chiefskingdom

Slams laptop shut until January. #winterbreak #pinknightmare

This is not a great football team right now. Defense is ok. Offense is far from ok. #chiefskingdom

a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this

Everybody about The Chiefs right now. #chiefs #chiefskingdom

This is the weirdest team I’ve ever seen. Weird games only. #chiefs #chiefskingdom

Since there are no KU burners here yet, I’ll just re-post for them. KU volleyball advances to the 2nd round! #rockchalk

And, Jalon Daniels is coming back next year! Fixing to be a momentous day for #kufootball.

#kuvolleyball up 2 sets to 0 vs. Colgate in the first round of the NCAA tournament. #rockchalk

Looks like Grimes is heading to Wisconsin. Can he take Borland with him? #kufball #kufootball #rockchalk

A tweet from James RPG, @ZaaackKoootzer with an avatar of what looks like a bird wearing an elaborate crown. The text of the post reads: prestige this. streaming that. tv still hasn't topped data's first appearance after having sex for the first time. The post includes an image of Worf in a red uniform at the helm with Picard behind him in his traditional Captain's uniform. Behind them in the door of the turbo lift is Data, leaning against the doorframe with such an incredible amount of swagger and rizz that if the device you are using was capable of such feats as transmitting his charisma through the screen, that it may impregnate you, regardless of whether you have the equipment for that

If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad

Terrible. I accidentally went on Xwitter, and all the comments about this were saying: that’s football, you guys are a bunch of snowflakes/p*ssies. Another reason I’m done with that place.

The seniors that helped turn this program around deserved better. #kufball #rockchalk

If you had told me 5 years ago #kufootball would go to 2 bowl games in a row & miss a 3rd by one game, I would have been astounded. The fact that I’m pissed about missing out on a bowl game this year is a testament to how far the program has come, but also how badly they fumbled this season.

A palate cleansing win for the Hawks tonight. #kubbball #rockchalk

Via Barstool Big XII on the twitters. #rockchalk #kufootball #kufball #big12

This game stated much like this season: full of promise, but ultimately ending in disappointment. I hope I have seen the last Brian Borland defense at KU. He has been utterly outmatched most of the year. #kufball #rockchalk

We need this one, Hawks. Season is on the line today! #rockchalk #kufball

Weird games only. But, a win is a win. #chiefs #chiefskingsom