LANana #🟦 Nuestra Señora de la Muerte del Pan 😪

Now we're talking!

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I don't actually drink, so... I'll need another plan. 😭😩💀

Was this before or after she lit the candle? 🥴

I love my job.

I worked as a bartender at Buddy Guys Legends in Chicago. One night, he came in with a young lady friend who proceeded to get shit faced fall down drunk, accused me of trying to steal her man & then started throwing punches. And that's how I ended up out on sidewalk brawling w/Buddy Guys gal pal.

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I taught a tech class for President Clinton's visit. I got meet him and intro myself by school and year and he recognized that we are college classmates.

It was a compliment! You're not gonna take some drunk slapping you around. I hope you whooped her azz!

That's insane!!!

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🥵🫦

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Ma'am!!!! Somehow, this whole episode is not in the least surprising to me. 😂

I can't stop watching it! 😭😭😭

Tell a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

Danny Glover walked through my outdoor wedding cocktail reception in a fluffy hotel bathrobe.😭

And then Nancy Reagan walked by. (They were not together lol🤣)

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I'm screaming!!! 🤣😂😭😫

Not Danny Glover AND Nancy Reagan! 🤣🤣😂😂

So in lieu of the photo, you're just gonna provide descriptions? 🤣😂🥰😍

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Poor Hillary. Thank God Hubby isn't charming in the least! 🤣😂

Oh no!!! What a horrible story. You lived a whole #Dateline episode! I hope he never gets out 😬

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You guys... 🤭

Oh, now you've got to find it!

That man invented charming. 😂

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I can imagine 🤣

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I KNEW it! 🥵

Let me just go find them...

Hey. Fellow white people. I have an assignment for you.

The next time you hear Black posters talking about something they experience that you aren't familiar with, don't ask them for clarification or say "well *I* haven't seen that"

You should practice empathetic listening instead. I'll explain.

I have soooo many stories! 🤣😂😅

Let's just say the guys at the tower knew me too well. I'm surprised I never got in trouble for all the shenanigans 🤭

That's WILD!!!

Whaaaaatttt?!?!? 😳😳😳