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LANana #🟦 Nuestra SeΓ±ora de la Muerte del Pan πŸ˜ͺ

@lanana421.bsky.social

Veteran | Retired Software Engineer | Not Suffering Fools, Racists, Antisemites, homophobes. Transphobes, Misogynists, or ANY Other Hate | Old enough to know better | Too old to give s**t

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Posts by LANana #🟦 Nuestra SeΓ±ora de la Muerte del Pan πŸ˜ͺ (@lanana421.bsky.social)

Now we're talking!

05.03.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a raw sweater is holding a gift ALT: a man wearing a raw sweater is holding a gift

I don't actually drink, so... I'll need another plan. πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ’€

05.03.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat with a butterfly on its head is holding a glass of wine . ALT: a cat with a butterfly on its head is holding a glass of wine .
05.03.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was this before or after she lit the candle? πŸ₯΄

05.03.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with blonde hair says protein on a super deluxe show ALT: a woman with blonde hair says protein on a super deluxe show
05.03.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love my job.

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked as a bartender at Buddy Guys Legends in Chicago. One night, he came in with a young lady friend who proceeded to get shit faced fall down drunk, accused me of trying to steal her man & then started throwing punches. And that's how I ended up out on sidewalk brawling w/Buddy Guys gal pal.

05.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says attagirl with a netflix logo in the corner ALT: a woman says attagirl with a netflix logo in the corner
05.03.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I taught a tech class for President Clinton's visit. I got meet him and intro myself by school and year and he recognized that we are college classmates.

05.03.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a compliment! You're not gonna take some drunk slapping you around. I hope you whooped her azz!

05.03.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's insane!!!

05.03.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says oh yeah ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says oh yeah

πŸ₯΅πŸ«¦

05.03.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a poster for organized crime shows a woman with a bun and the caption girl is metal ALT: a poster for organized crime shows a woman with a bun and the caption girl is metal

Ma'am!!!! Somehow, this whole episode is not in the least surprising to me. πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sitting on the floor with its eyes closed and says i want out ALT: a cat is sitting on the floor with its eyes closed and says i want out
05.03.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop watching it! 😭😭😭

05.03.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

Danny Glover walked through my outdoor wedding cocktail reception in a fluffy hotel bathrobe.😭

And then Nancy Reagan walked by. (They were not together lol🀣)

05.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it .

I'm screaming!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜«

Not Danny Glover AND Nancy Reagan! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So in lieu of the photo, you're just gonna provide descriptions? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ˜

05.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a mustache is looking at the camera in front of a waterfall . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is looking at the camera in front of a waterfall .

Poor Hillary. Thank God Hubby isn't charming in the least! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no!!! What a horrible story. You lived a whole #Dateline episode! I hope he never gets out 😬

05.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is smiling and holding her face in front of a clothes rack in a store . ALT: a woman is smiling and holding her face in front of a clothes rack in a store .

You guys... 🀭

05.03.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, now you've got to find it!

05.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That man invented charming. πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow dress sitting at a desk ALT: a woman in a yellow dress sitting at a desk

I can imagine 🀣

05.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I KNEW it! πŸ₯΅

05.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me just go find them...

05.03.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. Fellow white people. I have an assignment for you.

The next time you hear Black posters talking about something they experience that you aren't familiar with, don't ask them for clarification or say "well *I* haven't seen that"

You should practice empathetic listening instead. I'll explain.

05.03.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I have soooo many stories! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Let's just say the guys at the tower knew me too well. I'm surprised I never got in trouble for all the shenanigans 🀭

05.03.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's WILD!!!

05.03.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whaaaaatttt?!?!? 😳😳😳

05.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0