💫Asher

The fact i can’t be mean to clients who treat me like i’m subhuman is homophobic. I should be allowed to go off as a treat

Me: “(company name), how can i help you”
Client: “you can HELP ME by ANSWERING MY EMAILS”

What if i blow you up with my mind actually. Dumbass. Your emails should be actually going to my colleague not me and we’ve told you that like 5 times already

i'd rather be cringe and whimsical than mean and miserable

Excuse me.
The bowl is empty.
#umbreon

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Begone puritan

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing a Houndoom watching togepi being very happy with an apple

Screenshot of the pokemon anime showing Togepi playing with Houndoom’s tail

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing Houndoom rescuing togepi from a tree

Screenshot of the pokemon anime showing togepi being happy to ride on houndooms back

their friendship 🥺

Bro can I take a hit on that whimsy. I need a toke on some of that sheer splendor. Pass the rapturous joy this way.

nap time

Grandma ran her big fat mouth to our family doc that i “moved abroad” so now i dont have healthcare benefits and i dont have a doctor to prescribe me my birth control anymore. i’m not being brave about it

god what a stupid time to be alive

Eating apple sauce straight from the jar and i hear a wet and mushy noise that sounds like it was coming from it
It was the cat grooming herself under the table

Putting hard deadlines on my Trello has really been a kick in the ass for me to actually get shit done even though the due dates are highly arbitrary

5 icons done today so that means I can go to bed satisfied with my art performance

Amazing Hive worm HRT
#destiny2art

a pile of fabric being my tipping point really makes me realize how much has been i’ve been internally piling up baggage

Photo of an Eevee plush with a Pokémon center review under it saying “Goobie Woobie” “So perfect. So round. Compact design. It’s everthing you want in a Goober. If I could have an army of them, I would. They’re perfection.”

I want to explode i think

The sentence that impressed me that English is a really beautiful language is "This shit is so ass"

imagine happily telling your transgender grandson that you proudly voted for fascists. i'd rather wash my face with shit than have this amount of lack of common sense

the day i'm able to go low contact/no contact with my family is the day i'll be able to achieve true happiness i think

imagine being human and being gifted with sapience, the ability to create and love, to evolve to live so uniquely in this unique planet only to use it for blind hatred and prejudice

watching my country get slowly handed over to fascists is an indescribable feeling of doom. people still alive today will tell you how they had to fight for their freedom 51 years ago and yet people still refuse to listen to history

Green days

Screenshot of pikachu and giratina greeting each other in the Giratina and the sky warrior movie

Screenshot of pikachu and giratina greeting each other in the Giratina and the sky warrior movie

frens

Not exactly back pain but more like rib pain. Flares up so bad when im sitting/lying down and it’s been happening for years now and in the beginning it was easily manageable but now it’s extremely difficult to make it settle

plagued by constant fatigue and back pain lately, not having a good time

水彩でやろうかな