Jordan ✨

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This is who you're asking to work when there's an Animal Crossing update

Not me choking up JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

It's that time of year when I get tempted to break my own heart by watching that old Amazon commercial about the old man teaching himself English so he can talk to his granddaughter for the first time 🥲

And an extra, because I can't help myself 🧛

This was really fun to make!! I read a lot of horror, so this list isn't at all comprehensive and has a lot of recency bias but hopefully you'll find something good to read:

You can always hurt me with Star Wars, I guess.

A man is having a loud and aggressive phone conversation with what sounds like a romantic partner in this crowded coffee shop and it is triggering my fight or flight for real 😵‍💫

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

You can really tell she didn't think she was going to give Armand his own book yet.

Don't get me wrong, I love all the tragic backstories and philopsophical handwringing but I am still surprised haha

I am almost 500 pages into The Vampire Lestat and he has not rockstarred yet.....

Graphic design is truly dead, folks 😭

Not enough people know that you don't hear about the holes in the ozone layer anymore because an international agreement banning production of chlorofluorocarbons was wildly successful and the ozone has recovered since.

Change is possible.

None of this is inevitable.

We can choose differently.

Sometimes I'm having a good day, and then I remember that The Magicians ended with Eliot and Margot separated from each other, and we were supposed to be okay with it. 😔

I'm working from my hometown library today and there are a couple teen girls studying for their driver's test at the table across from me and it takes me back 😅

Whoa it’s Amazon Prime Day! Yeah I’m into PRIME.

P - Purchasing
R - Right from
I - Indie bookstores who
M - Make our communities
E - Even better places to live

Shop indie, shop local.

It took three attempts calling my dentist (who is part of a chain) to speak to a person 😵‍💫 I felt my inner boomer rising as the phone tree kept growing lol

My summer schedule this year

Alucard / Castlevania

Your paintings are so beautiful and I’m so excited for folks to see them 😍

That episode of the last of us nearly killed me

Flat illustration of four birds marching with various flowers and plants in their beaks for Audubon's Plants for Birds initiative (2022) Dark-Eyed Junco with Witch Hazel Chipping Sparrow with Oak Leaf Yellow-Rumped Warbler with Showy Milkweed Goldfinch with Purple Coneflower

The show must go on 🤡

#art #painting #acrylicpainting

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

😍😍😍😍😍😍