M. Hell Earhart

george: jerry, did you hear this news about alderaan?
jerry: alderaan?
g: yeah, the planet
j: no, what's the news?
g: gone!
j: gone? what's gone?
g: alderaan!
j: alderaan is gone??
g: alderaan is GONE
kramer bursts through the door: did you hear about alderaan??
j: it's gone!
k: *wavy hands* GONE

Partner and I are dressing up as the Bella Twins for a party tonight. Will post photos before we get up to too much gay shit

Chotiner: It says here that you "smoke methamphetamine drug in this web zone", can you elaborate?

Me: *pulling out a pipe*

Chotiner: Are you going to sm—

Me: I am a religious and political extremist

What are we creating from whole cloth and our internal feminine powers babe???

Girl let’s do spells! We don’t even have to make out for most of them!

Antique photo of a man and a boy, both riding rail bikes on a railroad track in a forested area. The bikes are centered on one rail and have and outrigger than supports the bike via a wheel on the other rail. There's another man with a dog behind them.

Rail bikes
Pellston, Michigan, 1910

That’s so fucking rad!

In that COP is just a party where people pat each other on the back and say “good job” I’m sure that he means it with his whole chest

Stand Against HB-486 Why Ohioans need to stand against HB-486

Stand Against HB-486

Why Ohioans need to stand against HB-486

He also participated in the seance grift scene. He even went so far as to make recordings of his voice to be used as “spirit communication” after his death

You look amazing! And cool Ralph Steadman print

Klingon is hard so as a reward I’m having two beers and watching Creature From the Black Lagoon

It’s such a vehicle of wasted potential! I find myself thinking very fondly of the movie it could have been before I remember the movie it was and spit

It’s hard but in that way that makes you want to keep doing it a lot. That makes it kind of easy but it’s still hard but it’s fun

Okay so I can basically run each scene in Klingon 5-6 times an hour before I have to take a break for at least another hour

I love this place and the people I have met in it

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WWWWWW

I get to put someone in the katahajime and do the Terry Funk helicopter spot with another guy on my shoulders

What I’m trying to say is that this show fucks

Yeah! I hope you get lots more poems

Good girl gleams brightly
Iridescent chain held firm
In lovers control

Pull Out Your Eyes is my new political stance on most things

If I posted something like “I am going to bulldoze 1/3 of the white house” I would be visited by three agents but this guy just does it?

my neck is simply too powerful to ever be pulled off stage by a shepherd's crook

My oldest dog, Nutmeg, draped in a brown blanket like a cloak

Nutmeg again. She’s laying her sweet head on a piece of patio furniture

Another shot of Nutmeg! This time she’s cuddling with her younger, larger brother, Regal

Nutmeg laying in a large beanbag that was purchased for human use but in practice is a giant dog bed

It’s my sweet baby Nutmegs birthday so I’m gonna make her a turkey burger before rehearsal tonight. She’s turning 8 and she’s just as sweet and perfect as the day I met her

Hell yeah

I find a nap in the middle of the day really invigorates me for the rest of my tasks

Garage door mural by Mister Andoff. Black background with bright graphic florals in red, blue, light yellow, and orange, and green leaves and sprigs throughout. Over that background is five medieval animals painted in beige-- an awkward cat, a Unicorn, a stag, a grumpy bunny, and a hound.

Garage door mural by Mister Andoff on an old metal garage door. Mustard yellow background with hatch marks on it, and a black banner along the top featuring a border of repeating big red flowers with green leaves. Central in the mural is a medieval illustration style raccoon with a beige bunny riding its back carrying a blue shield and a spear.

Side angle of Garage door mural by Mister Andoff. Black background with bright graphic florals in red, blue, light yellow, and orange, and green leaves and sprigs throughout. Over that background is five medieval animals painted in beige-- an awkward cat, a Unicorn, a stag, a grumpy bunny, and a hound.

Closeup of metal garage door mural. Big red flower with green leaves on a black background as a strip along the top, with some mustard yellow with hatching below it.

Two murals I finished last week-- if I could just do murals in Toronto forever as my whole job I would be in heaven.

Featuring: some of the goofiest medieval animals I could find.

This goes hard and it’s soo beautiful. It makes me certain that your version of the tmnt shredder helmet would be absolute fire