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W.A. Kuemmel

@dogberryjr.bsky.social

Stumbling agrarian, NoVa kid, inheritant Appalachian, cheerful curmudgeon. Not above making up a word when I can't think of the right one. “Appears older than stated age.” —My Doctor “But he doesn’t act like it.” —My Wife.

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Gee whiz. (Sorry)

10.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup. Spring is easier than Fall, but can we finally just split the difference?

10.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because he’s a genius! 🙄

09.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A recruiter offers you a comfortable chair at his desk.

A recruiter offers you a comfortable chair at his desk.

Hey Elmo:

09.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cold hamberders, but for campaigns.

09.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The switchboard is where Andy calls Sarah to call Barney.

09.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now we play the game called “what did he THINK he was saying?”

09.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep chuckling.

09.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But is it also under budget?

09.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smarter too.

09.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A dachshund seeming surprised by something.

A dachshund seeming surprised by something.

Wanna se a dachshund do a great Kash Patel impression? Of course you do!

09.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[Searches for a word. Searches, searches . . .] Striking!

09.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Veep was a documentary

09.03.2026 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You first, bro.

09.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But don’t call ‘em weird.

09.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s already back.

09.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Monty Python foot.

A Monty Python foot.

What if they built a gigantic foot and stepped on us?

09.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno, I’ve never seen you both in the same room.

09.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Concerning. /s

09.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And stop calling me Shirley.

09.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m in reserve!”

09.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deputy Envoy to Shield?

08.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I look forward to PV2 Leavitt experiencing open-bay barracks living.

08.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Linds and Pete trying to outcringe each other.

08.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, the Szechuanity!

08.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When you don’t hesitate to swing at anything at all . . .

08.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

88%, you say?

08.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thanks.

08.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we can all handle, “Huh, it’s getting dark a bit later.”

08.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this an Amazon facility?

08.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0