Just bought a CHAT GPT mirror at Spencer's. Chat GPT is written the Coca Cola font. It's pretty sweet.
03.03.2026 22:36 —
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A bridge banner over a highway, which reads "War Crimes Don't Hide Sex Crimes"
This morning in Boston.
03.03.2026 14:17 —
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Hey guys, that “photo” going around of the “roseate spoonbill” is neither photoshopped nor AI. It’s just a photo of me in a pink dress. I was feeling pretty one night and posted it. I meant to delete it but I forgot. Sorry for the confusion, that’s on me.
03.03.2026 12:17 —
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chicken nugget with earbuds plugged into it
this was the best mp3 player ever made. the only person who knows how to repair them is a permanently nude guy who lives in a yurt
25.02.2026 00:35 —
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Great to see you, and great story!
03.03.2026 03:51 —
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Wave to me in the first row of the mezzanine.
03.03.2026 00:28 —
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02.03.2026 18:49 —
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Then I’d wear it under my jeans.
03.03.2026 00:12 —
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We’ll be watching from the mezzanine!
03.03.2026 00:08 —
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You can dress like a slob and nobody cares. It’s awesome.
03.03.2026 00:06 —
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A subject line from an email from Lego updating their privacy policy.
Going back in time to try to explain this to my ten year old self.
02.03.2026 17:44 —
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Just making sure you unmuted this
02.03.2026 02:43 —
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Nora texted us the other night to tell us that she loved us, something she's never done before, and I wasn't up for asking if she was on MDMA but I'd have bet money on it.
28.02.2026 22:27 —
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I have two new ones as of a week ago but… maybe a third one….
28.02.2026 20:20 —
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So tempted but I haven’t been doing my current hobbies much, probably shouldn’t start a new one.
28.02.2026 20:05 —
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28.02.2026 14:40 —
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Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
27.02.2026 08:29 —
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LOGOS/BUDHORSE.GIF
27.02.2026 17:20 —
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Er, Mount. Mt.
27.02.2026 18:36 —
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Mr Willard!
27.02.2026 18:36 —
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Ironically, when I bought my plane tickets to Vegas I signed up for a Citi card, which basically gave my my tickets for free, and they gave me a temp CC number to use, which expired yesterday, and the new card will arrive in my mailbox this afternoon. Universe trying to tell me something?
27.02.2026 15:57 —
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I believe after 40 years the guys in the band have earned the right to not really involve themselves in the business end of things anymore but it's very frustrating to try to buy tickets for the band that used to cover up all advertising in the venue only to require a Citi credit card to do so.
27.02.2026 15:51 —
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#202 in queue and every ticket was locked with a code. WTF.
27.02.2026 15:13 —
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A screenshot of the Ticketmaster waiting room.
Is there a worse feeling of dread?
27.02.2026 14:52 —
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Do you know how much shit I got for not knowing the names of all the Thomas engines and cars? I still can’t tell Annie from Clarabel. I am a complete failure.
26.02.2026 14:24 —
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YouTube video by Pitagoreanguy
Pitagora Switch Compilation
Do you know about pythagorean switch? Nora was addicted to these videos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAqL...
25.02.2026 22:39 —
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Love when The Onion is about me.
25.02.2026 22:31 —
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The album cover of Steely Dan's "Aja" (1977), but the cover art is modified to instead include the photograph of Elizabeth Berkley from the poster for "Showgirls" (1995, dir. Verhoeven).
This came to me in a dream
29.02.2024 13:39 —
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“2026 is the year of the horse”
The horse:
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