Jim

My maternal grandfather was a typesetter for The Kerryman, I never knew my dad's dad because he lived in a mental institution for most of his life and his obituary said he was a truck driver.

Spend $20 on a clip-on tuner. Best investment you’ll ever make.

The woman once bought me a banjo so she’s just a glutton for punishment.

My workaround for this is to be so musically hopeless that I never notice it. Meanwhile, my musician wife is in the other room having a seizure.

Kitbashing industrial equipment together to create spaceships is not a terrible approach.
#space #art by Stanislav Verbitsky.
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They showed me pictures! Of all the celebrities to hang with on vacation...

They should invent plants that meow at you so you don’t neglect them and let them die.

Some friends of mine just spent a week on a boat in the Galapagos with like eight other people and one of them was Dee Snider. They all sort of became friends.

for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup Combinatorial optimazation waffle with 17 squares

Some delightful bit arbitrage

Just bought a CHAT GPT mirror at Spencer's. Chat GPT is written the Coca Cola font. It's pretty sweet.

A bridge banner over a highway, which reads "War Crimes Don't Hide Sex Crimes"

This morning in Boston.

Hey guys, that “photo” going around of the “roseate spoonbill” is neither photoshopped nor AI. It’s just a photo of me in a pink dress. I was feeling pretty one night and posted it. I meant to delete it but I forgot. Sorry for the confusion, that’s on me.

chicken nugget with earbuds plugged into it

this was the best mp3 player ever made. the only person who knows how to repair them is a permanently nude guy who lives in a yurt

Great to see you, and great story!

Wave to me in the first row of the mezzanine.

Then I’d wear it under my jeans.

We’ll be watching from the mezzanine!

You can dress like a slob and nobody cares. It’s awesome.

A subject line from an email from Lego updating their privacy policy.

Going back in time to try to explain this to my ten year old self.

Just making sure you unmuted this

Nora texted us the other night to tell us that she loved us, something she's never done before, and I wasn't up for asking if she was on MDMA but I'd have bet money on it.

I have two new ones as of a week ago but… maybe a third one….

So tempted but I haven’t been doing my current hobbies much, probably shouldn’t start a new one.

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

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Er, Mount. Mt.

Mr Willard!