Jim

Nora texted us the other night to tell us that she loved us, something she's never done before, and I wasn't up for asking if she was on MDMA but I'd have bet money on it.

I have two new ones as of a week ago but… maybe a third one….

So tempted but I haven’t been doing my current hobbies much, probably shouldn’t start a new one.

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

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Er, Mount. Mt.

Mr Willard!

Ironically, when I bought my plane tickets to Vegas I signed up for a Citi card, which basically gave my my tickets for free, and they gave me a temp CC number to use, which expired yesterday, and the new card will arrive in my mailbox this afternoon. Universe trying to tell me something?

I believe after 40 years the guys in the band have earned the right to not really involve themselves in the business end of things anymore but it's very frustrating to try to buy tickets for the band that used to cover up all advertising in the venue only to require a Citi credit card to do so.

#202 in queue and every ticket was locked with a code. WTF.

A screenshot of the Ticketmaster waiting room.

Is there a worse feeling of dread?

Do you know how much shit I got for not knowing the names of all the Thomas engines and cars? I still can’t tell Annie from Clarabel. I am a complete failure.

YouTube video by Pitagoreanguy Pitagora Switch Compilation

Do you know about pythagorean switch? Nora was addicted to these videos.

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Love when The Onion is about me.

The album cover of Steely Dan's "Aja" (1977), but the cover art is modified to instead include the photograph of Elizabeth Berkley from the poster for "Showgirls" (1995, dir. Verhoeven).

This came to me in a dream

“2026 is the year of the horse”

The horse:

Yeah but where do you cash in all your tickets for crappy prizes?

Junk in the trunk.

A weird double carrot that looks like a sexy pair of legs and a nice butt at least in my weird opinion

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away.

All-time good will squanderers:

Curt Schilling
Rudy Giuliani
2026 U.S. Men's Hockey
Charles Lindbergh
Bill Clinton

Who am I missing?

The lottery was good to me. Scored a 2-day for MSG and a 2-day for Madison, WI. Guess I'll try for Deer Creek in the on-sale. Looks like I'll be doing a small mid-west road trip come July!

this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

A rocky outcrop in the centre of the scene, with boulders and pebbles scattered around. In the distance, some gently rolling hills, and endless sand. All under a butterscotch sky.

You live in a time when you can see on your phone high-res photos taken over the weekend by a nuclear-powered rover on Mars.

I’m leaving out the whistles and bells.

Plans for a bluebird box.

Not even retired two weeks and I’m already building bird houses.

One thing ai can't do is your mom last night, and i know because i was there

Yes, we have a heated bird bath. I gave it to Amy for Christmas. It’s a nice addition to the yard.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

A scene from my backyard showing birdfeeders and a birdbath and very, very deep snow

Good morning.