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Hey @milesofgray.bsky.social and @jackob1.bsky.social , I think I know what happened with that dating survey, they seem to have polled single women exclusively at Renaissance Faires

A salad with celery, flat parsley, arugula, coarse salt, pepper, and a lemon vinaigrette

@tawnynewsome.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social alright it's time for Tawny's Celery Salad! All I got was "celery, flat parsley, coarse salt, and greens" and since my fave green is arugula, that's what I used! Plus pepper and a lemon vinaigrette 😋

A salad containing celery, dates, bleu cheese, walnuts, and lemon juice

@andrewti.bsky.social @tawnynewsome.bsky.social OK not gonna lie, I can't stop making Andrew's salad ... and now I can also make and try Tawny's? Let's go! What are those ingredients again? 😋 (yes I'm naming myself official salad tester of Yo Can We Live)

I am already tired of this administration and it's only been going on for *checks calendar* uhhhh negative six days

@jackob1.bsky.social re: México City's name on Friday's trending, you're both correct! It used to be a federal district and so we would say México D.F., but now it is no longer a distrito federal so is only Ciudad de México or CDMX.

@andrewti.bsky.social can you plz share that "best salad in the world" recipe again? I don't want to re-download the TDZ ep again to find it and all I remember is celery and ... dates? o_ó thank yooouuu

You could add a few pumps of hand sanitizer to your pre-blocking soak 😅 jk jk

Alright, you convinced me!

Immerse yourself in the nostalgic charm of "El Pueblito", a sandbox adventure game that unfolds in the rural landscapes of 90s Michoacán, México.

You control a 10 year-old boy who is visiting family while his parents are taking a business trip to Japan.

#GameDev

knitting D:

3D Hat pattern by Lanja Khon-Engheim This slouchy beanie features the words Delay - Deny - Depose around the lower edge. Above this border, skulls bloom from leafy stalks.

ravel.me/3d-hat
Genius
Deny • Delay • Depose Hat 💀

A fake skeleton wearing a shirt that says "I'm That Legendary Paul Everyone Is Talking About", 2025 glasses, with a party favor in its mouth, and posed to look like he's holding a bottle of champagne

Happy New Year from Paul 🥳🎉🥂

"Microdosing raw milk"

We almost eradicated polio ... because of woke

For example, I will sing 🎵 Lenny, Azula! Pasta fazoola! Bibbidi-bobbidi-boooo 🎵 to my dogs.

I don't want to hear the song of your people, I want to hear the song you wrote for and sing to your pet(s)

R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

Fact: Vanilla tastes like beaver butt. (And I guess I like beaver butt 😫)

Ya listos pal año nuevo

Wow I'd never seen this!! One of my favorite Prince songs ❤️❤️❤️ so lovely

with advances in AI and deepfakes we are proud to announce that Pagliacci will soon be able to attend a reasonable facsimile of his performance, likely curing him forever

To everyone who had a hard time today: hey, we did it. We made it. ♥️

A ball of Yarn! 🧶

#pixelart #pixelarts #pixelartwork #pixelartist #Pixel #Pixels #art #artist

IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.

some of those who golf courses
carry forward tax losses

I love them, Your Honor

take me down to the party city
where the stores are closed 'cause of private 'quity

Are we playing Yes Yes No again?

Genuinely why tho

At around 9 am, I thought "hmm I should X, but I'd have to leave the house ... 🤔 ... I could do it. I could just go." So I finished what I was doing, showered, got dressed ... and now I have no earthly idea what X was, or even where I'd have to go to buy? do? it. So close to getting something done!