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emily

@emlyanglo.bsky.social

64 Followers  |  79 Following  |  14 Posts  |  Joined: 19.01.2025
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A woman in a suit and holding a gun in front of a computer

A woman in a suit and holding a gun in front of a computer

logging on

25.02.2025 11:49 — 👍 184    🔁 19    💬 9    📌 3

what a nightmare human

21.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity

27.01.2025 07:59 — 👍 456    🔁 120    💬 13    📌 2

Great time to have measles and TB outbreaks going on, what else will come into the fold? Get your shots.

13.02.2025 18:52 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

no :( stop

09.02.2025 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sounds like he’s stroking out

07.02.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i touched grass and got dog shit on my hand

06.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 346    🔁 32    💬 14    📌 1

this is our Roman Empire
*gestures broadly*

07.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.

04.02.2025 20:59 — 👍 5966    🔁 793    💬 273    📌 46
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this is the modern man
#ordinarypeoplememes

05.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

03.02.2025 22:34 — 👍 52711    🔁 15091    💬 1622    📌 1074

amazing how grounded I am feeling imagining this frog

01.02.2025 04:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is how i am doing today

31.01.2025 15:11 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a baby is laying on the floor next to a carousel . ALT: a baby is laying on the floor next to a carousel .

I want off this fucking carousel of stupidity..
JFC🤬

27.01.2025 23:58 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

The retouch goes crazy

27.01.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uhhhhhh

27.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this rate a cup of coffee and a Moons Over My Hammy egg sandwich at Denny’s is gonna cost $197 in the US by the end of February

27.01.2025 00:41 — 👍 3676    🔁 404    💬 127    📌 20

he is egg

26.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@climateguyry.bsky.social

25.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 5461    🔁 740    💬 93    📌 38
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everyone say hi to theo

25.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.

23.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 2072    🔁 199    💬 88    📌 19

This is crazy

24.01.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

worm, just admit u r responsible for Bobby’s 1milly in cc debt. be ☻ he let u live rent free.

23.01.2025 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey - Emily

23.01.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing that makes fascism even worse is when it comes wrapped in bad spray tan and dancing vibes that are cursed.

20.01.2025 03:55 — 👍 7550    🔁 774    💬 115    📌 19

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

20.01.2025 03:37 — 👍 7073    🔁 872    💬 67    📌 24