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Gareth

@liquidparanoia.bsky.social

Confirmed bachelor πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Cautious explorer, often scuppered by anxiety. Fan of (some) TV science fiction, and historical dramas. In Victoria, on Melbourne’s outskirts. https://www.girtby.com/

208 Followers  |  151 Following  |  3,370 Posts  |  Joined: 31.07.2023  |  1.7255

Latest posts by liquidparanoia.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh no. A scam email had been sent to me that says they’ve caught me wanking.
Send us a video of it darl, I’ll share it myself.
Delete.

12.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that shits me about Savers is their stickers, which seem designed to stick onto things...and never come off.

12.10.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the look of Starfleet Academy, yeah, it's not regular Trek, I don't want regular Trek we've got regular Trek. Push the shuttlecraft out, do something different with the universe.

12.10.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are disappointingly few V10 vehicles around. I think it would be hilarious to own and drive this. A V10 US pickup truck…with an 8.3 litre V10.

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2005-dodge-ram-srt-10-auto-4x2/SSE-AD-17108127

12.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what being vegan gives.

11.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That road is very patterned.

11.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess most would just tram it between city and home rather than walking?

11.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s plenty of hole and pole on here. It’s nice for variety to have something else.

10.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Victorian Liberals are doing a reshuffle today? I don’t know to what end. When you’ve got a deck made up of jokers, UNO cards and some random Magic and other trading cards there’s only so much you can do to make a decent deck.

10.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if they’re local then you’re supporting more local business.

10.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
When gallerists want contemporary art news it's courier Laurie they call Laurie Burgess has dedicated two decades to transporting artwork across the country, and has developed an appreciation and knowledge of the Australian art world few could rival.

Laurie Burgess has dedicated two decades to transporting artwork across the country, and has developed an appreciation and knowledge of the Australian art world few could rival.

10.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bamboo spreads terribly, I’ve read that clumping bamboo doesn’t, but I don’t trust it. Everyone seems to love planting palms, I dunno why, lots of fronds to deal with, and their roots fucks with paving. So good riddance to both.

10.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, that’s nice. With a good bit of greenery around the gardens. And they’ve not removed all the original bits, that glass at the front door’s back in vogue.

10.10.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweaty hot, or buff hot?

10.10.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dreamwake - Daydream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dreamwake Dreamwake - Daydream (Official Music Video)

I have recently discovered this band; Daydream. Which is this interesting cross of metal and synthwave. There's a saxophone in it, it was so unexpected on first listen.
youtu.be/bQU_jhwyx_Q

10.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except with more Lynx scent.

10.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I only used the app very vaguely. It's prompted me to look through my phone at all the other random apps I've downloaded in the past have just sat there not doing much.

10.10.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember there being lots of talk of the so called β€œsoggy biscuit” in high school, but I wonder if it was ever engaged in.
Who made sure to bring the biscuit that was going to be sodden? And where was this to take place? And the aim of the guys?
So many logistical questions.

10.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. No. There’s just a splash screen with no access to anything.

10.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! - All Star
YouTube video by CaptainChunkVEVO Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! - All Star

Got this version of All Star stuck in my head.

https://youtu.be/0fn1jEjX5PA

09.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just Italian / Alfa weirdness.

09.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to use the stocard app. It’s been shut down. Can’t even access the stuff stored in it. Apparently it was flogged to another company.

09.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will quote this in my real life. "AI is the asbestos we are shovelling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations"

Australians understand the dangers of Asbestos, and hopefully it will help them think critically about AI.

09.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I’ve had one since the mid 2000s.

09.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once played spin the bottle with some bi pagans, goth lesbians and a couple of emo / (pop) punk guys. There was also a nasty aftertaste of lemon ruskis.

09.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She bristled and then said "well, you have your opinion and others have a different opinion".

09.10.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to see grandma, she was on speaker with aunt who told me I needed to take some pots from grandma's house (which is being sold), I said no.
Grandma said it's 'part of the fabric of the house', I countered that if that's so, once it's away from the house it's no longer part of the fabric house.

09.10.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s level 2 and intimacy.

09.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign that says β€œKiss & Go”

A sign that says β€œKiss & Go”

Intimacy instructions.

09.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tomato red wine and herb concoction in a square cooker.

A tomato red wine and herb concoction in a square cooker.

It’s in the slow cooker, just about to close the lid.

08.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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