Andey Ripley

As is seasonal tradition, CREEPS made our entrance to “Last Christmas” this week.

It’s a good song and you love it.

y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.

Yes!!

These some wrestling promoters in Georgia who would each get a series.

Happy birthday!

It’s not my birthday yet, but I made myself a cake early. It’s an orange chocolate chip Bundt cake from Isa does it.

I have a final on my birthday, so gotta celebrate before the enstudying begins.

Same! We are trying to come down for a visit.

Love you, friend.

On the left is a picture of an old man walking between two gorgeous women. The caption says “me walking into the scholastic book fair about to buy 6 Goosebumps and a Lamborghini poster. The right picture is Adam Priest walking between two babes grinning hugely.

Bringing this back for those who never saw Lemon Pepper Priest

I love Adam Priest so much.

Loved to see semi-Pittsburgher @theleemoriarty.bsky.social wrestle Nigel McGuinness. Amazing match.

Put in batteries. For now, sticking with a “go potty” button. Mostly, they are confused by my voice coming out of a plastic thing on the ground.

Hell yeah, celebrate with rest

your boss wrote this article

The screws are so tiny that I can’t get batteries into them yet

me: i need a delicious source of potassium

banana: i'm here for you

me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy

banana: ok you're not gonna believe this

Oh no, I can’t decide between Mina and Willow.

It’s going down to 13 god damn degrees and I’m not happy about it

Haha oh no. One of the dogs loves going out, so I’m worried he’s just going to press it every five minutes.

gonna be kicking this off w undertale tomorrow !! super excited

I bought some of those talking buttons for my dogs.* the experiment starts tomorrow.

*bought them used. I’m not a total mark.

If you find yourself about to comment negatively on someone's body, try shutting the hell up instead.

Two mentions of AI in a positive light so far 🤮

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Crisis averted

If there’s Starbucks at this big meeting this morning, I might, as they say, “crash out.” They’re in gd strike.

who is ready to think about a hobbit

The grief is neverending but so are the strange ways love will find you again and again

An experienced organizer I really respect once reminded folks "you can't always win, but you can always, always inflict a cost. Those add up."