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Nobody:
Google Photos: Check out a new memory of you crashing out

“Don’t take it personal” how else am I supposed to take it?

If I’m expected to keep the peace and it’s only one-sided best believe I’m not keeping the peace no more

a young man in a white jacket is standing in front of a door and holding a cell phone . ALT: a young man in a white jacket is standing in front of a door and holding a cell phone .

I can go the rest of my life without drinking but that weed though?

“(feat. Lil Yachty)” instant skip

I’m Mr. Put That Shit On. You can’t look at me crazy when you’re chopped & screwed 😂

I’m glad I grew out my “need to post all the time” phase

Imma learn my lesson one day but probably not today

When my radar detector goes off letting me know it’s a trooper nearby

Jeep Grand Cherokees are so sexy but such junk

Yeah I’m Eritrean

It’s always a mf who’s shorter than me that always feels intimidated when I come around. Tragic, can’t relate

I don’t be in my own world, I be in my own universe

“Bro why don’t you drink?”
Me at 15:

I don’t trust anyone with them yellow ass eyes. Always be up to no good

Being outside as a teenager has caused me to be inside as an adult and I’m not mad at it

If I ever go back to Android it’s because I’m tired of ads and want in-app purchases for free. My shit goin have to be rooted

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m never the problem

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to file for bankruptcy once when I leave

The fact that people can’t distinguish what is AI and what is not has made me lose all faith in humanity

Call me crazy but I’ve always wanted to be in a high speed chase just to see if I could get away

Having integrity is not for the weak

“Send me your playlist” hell fucking no

When you sense some bullshit finna head your way

How people drive without music I will never understand

Mfs didn’t appreciate when I acted like Phineas but once I start acting like Ferb it’s a problem?

Take away Wi-Fi and social media and watch half of y’all have no personality

Common sense ain’t so common

People only appreciate your presence when you’re not around no more