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I play clueless but I promise you I’m aware

G Herbo ain’t never lie when he said every day some new shit

I love making mfs intimidated by simply existing

It’s bad enough Walmart don’t got Apple Pay but why all their card readers be trash?

Unpopular opinion: I hate Teslas but I love me a cybertruck

Babyfxce E dropped an album today. Get the fuck outta my way on the highway

It’s snowing like a mf and I just seen a man biking. This NPC is glitching

It’s always me having to learn my lesson first so the next mf don’t

And if you cut me off while I’m talking cuz you fw what I’m saying, I fwy

My music taste so good I have to take a lil drive

As soon as I apply for a job, here come all them spam calls

Don’t ask me to shuffle no cards cuz imma bend them bitches unintentionally

Once I know you lying, the eye contact becomes less cuz ion even wanna look at you fr

Buying a new car <<< buying a used older car and modifying it to be more modern

People need a supportive ear, not a judgmental mouth

You curate perception on social media. I use it as a journal

My Apple Watch when I’ve been sitting too long at work:

Now that it’s mad cold I can clearly see who’s trolling me on the highway. I see you revving that mf

“You got too much cologne on” sorry I couldn’t smell it on myself

Driving and drinking coffee be making me feel grown as hell 😂

How unserious are you?
Me:

“Who still uses Facebook?” “Facebook is for old people” If you don’t got the right people followed/added, just say that. My shit jumpin

Currently missing Toronto weed

Ain’t nothing I love more than my black hoodie

Antagonizing someone then playing victim is a disease. Go to the doctor and find a way to treat that