Some Random Susan

lol right? These people are all the same.

I think I understand why Tillis announced his retirement earlier this week

You do not have to hand it to him ever, but I do approve of this scolding

“I am a loyal Trump lackey and you couldn’t waterboard what I really think out of me Senator.”

What time were those first Polymarket bets made?

Exactly the process for declaring war specified in the US Constitution.

This is where his "boost the stock market" instincts run up against tactical prudence.

Incredible.

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How toxic is Scott Jennings inside CNN? @status.news has learned some producers are giving on-air talent a heads-up when he is scheduled to appear on shows, quietly offering them the option to preemptively excuse themselves rather than appear alongside him.

Trump bitchin’ about Spain, says he wants to cut off “all dealings” with Spain

“We don’t want anything to do with Spain”

Well done Spain 🙌

Can’t listen to that voice. I refuse.

BBC News: Gas prices up 93%

Grew up in a “pre-trib rapture” household, been going through some things the last ten years, but this in particular has got me ready to walk into the woods and never return

Psychopaths don't apologize.

BITCH WHAT?

Moms know things:

“Aaronson, then 29, turned to what he considered an even more reliable source: his mother. She did some checking. “Be careful not to get sucked up in the slime-machine going on here,””

Second Strike Hits Saudi Embassy The U.S. Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, came under attack twice on Tuesday, causing part of the roof to collapse, according to people familiar with the matter. After the second strike, the chancery ...

“The US Embassy in Riyadh came under attack twice Tuesday, causing part of the roof to collapse. After the second strike, the chancery remained contaminated with smoke. Staff continue to shelter in place.”

Oh, like we did with the Contras?

Let’s go full circle and sell weapons to Nicaragua to fund Iranian militias!

/s

So very Christian.

[nods in female]

Cable “news” has never been a public good. Change my mind.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Short 🧵

Listening. ❤️

'UNIMAGINABLE CRUELTY': Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointeee from NY, thrashes DHS' treatment of a man who came to the US at 9 as an abuse/neglect victim, has no criminal record and became a college grad.

"The laws of decency condemn such villainy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The word YIKES in fancy medieval illuminated script

Bolton says he feels safer today and that “We will not live as tethered goats.”

Yeah, he is totally getting his charges dropped after this sucking up.

Bolton alarmingly sanewashing “putting boots on the ground” to secure nuclear sites in Iran

Irony alert:

“I don’t think American citizens need to be tethered to a bunch of autocratic theological extremists...”

He goes on to vigorously defend Israel/US push for regime change & attack isolationist base

Wonder if this gets Bolton’s 18 charges for mishandling top secret docs dropped?

John Bolton to BBC: “I think this is typical of Donald Trump typical the confusion that reings is typical of his lack of strategic thinking”

“It’s causing domestic politicsl difficulties for Trump that he can’t explain to the American people”

“Israel’s #1 objective is regime change”