Nick

Reform UK Ltd's ___________ incoherence in _____________
Fill in the blanks with any topic in any location.

Must be a great feeling seeing your work taking up a whole shop window too!

Richmond.
They have made a great job of the window.
It's on my Christmas list, but I think my wife will be buying it (or has bought it already) from our local bookshop next to Kew Gardens Station.

Waterstones shop window featuring Nicola Upson's novel "The Christmas Clue".

Just wandered by my local Waterstones...

How about Gary Lineker? Tee-hee.

Is there any sense of self-awareness that, after the photos of dozing Don yesterday, he can still refer to Sleepy Joe?

This might be the first TV contemporary adaptation, but I'm sure I remember Alfred Molina's Poirot using a laptop to help solve the murder on the Orient Express.

Do you think that the last phrase, "STOP LYING!!!" was Trump accidentally overhearing and typing what his teeny-tiny atrophied conscience was shouting at him whilst he was posting this crap?

You reckon?

Ten days until @vizcomic.bsky.social put out their Christmas issue. Then it's time.

... And sharing it with those less fortunate than yourself...

I'm now imagining a judge saying "Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, you have pleaded guilty..." just like at the beginning of Porridge. The habitual criminal.

What Sooz said.

It's teleshopping on then. Does that mean anything you buy, you'll get an extra one, or you won't get any at all?
You and your metaphysical conundrums...

Ballroom envy.

You might be right about the collective noun thing, but I'm immature enough to always find sweary animals funny. Thanks, Moose.

Oh, yeah, I noticed it now!
My wife is right, I really should pay more attention.
In my defence, I was eating an extremely nice doughnut and I was focused on that.

That's because we already know the answer to that one.

Were you out dogwalking (or horse walking, either will do) as they're usually the ones who find stuff?
By stuff, I mean bodies, but whatever...

Who should we get to investigate?
"The French Detective"
Starring...
That Bloke In That Hat
And The Uniformed Guy
A Quinn Martin Production

You think that's funny Matt Green, but I've swapped the position of the two e's in your surname and you didn't even notice!

Congratulations on keeping the Devonshire end up, Mr. Allain.

Isn't the James Bond one yours too?

It sounds like the word "Huggable" as said by Scooby Doo.
Or maybe they meant that and it's just gone over my head.

Dressage donkeys.

Today, maybe, councillor Foster, but all the other days when you're doing it just to intimidate and persecute minorities...

🚨Small boat migrants getting “private health care” while the rest of us have to use the NHS?!🚨

That’s outrageous!

Or is it?

Might the reality be a little more mundane and a little less clickbait-worthy?

Let’s take a 👀

1/17
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"Listen, love, you're not, you're just a grifter"

PAT!