Baron Von Aaron, Human Person

Cont: I’ll use as evidence the fact that my Swedish family and my Norwegian family never got along growing up. They didn’t have much in common aside from geographical proximity.

Yet Americans constantly conflate the two national cultures and identities as “Viking people” or “Scandinavian” at large.

Some day we can chit chat about how White Supremacy also robs white people of their heritage and culture by twisting iconography and tradition into crude propaganda tools.

WS operates antithetically to heritage and culture by erasing the diversity that exists within caucasians for the sake of power

Joe Rogan: “So tell me about the thing you had said when you came in here”

Guest: “Oh! Yes. Have you heard the theory that you’re a penguin?”

Joe: “Me?! Really?!”

Guest: “Yes, you are Joe Penguin”

Joe: “Wow yeah. Yeah, I guess I’d heard that. Crazy that’s true”

Fans: “Such a great interviewer”

^^^
Kink is becoming popular because we live in a society of slop and trash, where nothing is anything and everything is disposable. Kink is profoundly useful for repurposing trash and filth into something impactful and fulfilling. Of course the world is becoming kinkier

Kinks are not base or perverse acts. Kink is not a lower form of sex or intimacy

Kink is transcendence. Kink is evolution and growth. Kink is art and expression and actualization.

Kink is a testament to the human ability to take what should be negative or useless and make it something more.

Saying “no amount of one night stands will never replace a loving family” is so weird because it’s like saying “No amount of restaurants will replace having a kitchen”

Like yeah. I don’t go out to eat to sustain myself. I do it because it’s fun and I like it.

Kinda like casual sex🤷🏼

The year is 2086. Earth President Elon has eliminated wastefulness from the planet. All our lives are automated, freeing up time for us to spend all day running the automation that frees up our time.

Average life expectancy is 155 and we lost “Retirement” and “Break” from our collective vocabulary

In kink, poly, et al. it’s important to remember that ethical practice is usually a secondary consideration to practicality.

Not everything we do needs to be moralized and squashed into an ethical framework. Sometimes it’s just a good idea to do X most of the time.

“Autistics have morally inflexible thinking”

My bestie in Christ, we were discussing whether or not it’s okay to drone strike school kids. I don’t think that’s a big area for nuanced takes.

When you remove the lore, the NFL is just super gay and there’s no way around it.

2) in fact I’d argue that permissiveness towards otherwise homoerotic intimacy is essential to every platonic relationship in america, irrespective of gender combination.

Male friendship in western cultures is primarily centered around giving each other an unspoken safe space to do the things considered f***y for some reason without fear of ridicule. The silent agreement not to out each other for appearing less masculine is essential to every close male relationship.

Kafka: I’m like literally a cockroach. I’m the only one but no one else seems to care. I’m freaking out.

Me: same bro 😏

If anyone ever extends spousal privilege to besties, they’d legit be reasonable. BFF means I can’t be compelled. I’ll be a political prisoner protecting these SMS chains.

Meme image featuring actor and social icon Timothée Chalamet giving a coy peace sign to someone behind him on the red carpet as media takes photographs. Text overlay with “Dominants who only eat and drink water because they have to tell their brat to” on top of Timothèe. Second text overlay with “Brats amazed that their dominants are always hydrated with stable blood sugar” on top of the media photographers.

The target I sometimes have to go to had these installed in half the store and now they are all opened and unlocked during business hours because they were not able to staff up enough to see the products. Now you have to push like 10 clear doors aside to walk down an aisle.

Is it a viral prank? Or are you just non consensually performing a kink on someone unsuspecting?

Cuz it looks like the latter to me…

I know more wealthy individuals than anyone should and every one of them liquidated their portfolios and shifted their focus to cash as soon as he was elected. This isn’t surprising, it’s the expected outcome.

Ya ever notice that, despite not being anywhere near the top of the false/overturned convictions list, this is the one crime certain people are concerned with false allegations surrounding?

$1.2 trillion dollar industry.

Wild that having a CNC kink is still a bigger social faux pas than actual SA….

Every time I use a padlock from my toy bag in daily life:

“New lock unkinked”

“How can women thirst over Luigi like this?!”

Idk, have you met their ex?🤷‍♂️

Do you really need to text him?

Or are you just needing a fix for your degradation kink?